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Not a joke, but I found this funny.

An influencer claims her holiday has been ruined after paying a Cornish local £50 for directions to a secret beach.
Surrey-based content creator Chardonnay Skye, known online as ChardOnTour, had been searching for somewhere to film on Cornwall’s north coast.
“I was hoping to have a beach to myself to make content, but there were tourists everywhere,” she explained.
After stopping several people on the coast path and asking if they were local, Chardonnay eventually found one.
“I asked him if he knew any secret beaches. He looked around, lowered his voice and whispered, ‘I can, but it’ll cost ya.’”
After handing over £50, she was instructed to take another path and walk for approximately one mile.
“After about 20 minutes, I reached a car park and thought I’d gone too far. I didn’t want to ask anyone where the beach was in case they found it and I didn’t get it to myself.”
Three hours later, as darkness approached, she finally gave in.
“I found another local and explained that it was okay to tell me where the secret beach was, because I’d already paid somebody else for the information.”
The man allegedly burst out laughing and replied, “You’ve been had, bird. The nearest beach is about ten miles that way and it’s not secret.”
Chardonnay has since declared that her holiday has been “completely ruined” and vowed never to return to Cornwall.

 

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When you post these, could you perhaps include an explainer as to why they are funny? It's not clear why you think Trades Unions are giving Angela Rayner money. I can't see any news reports stating this?

I presume it's some really crap joke about the fact that Labour is funded by Trades Unions. it's almost as if you don't understand the 4 million people resident in the UK and working in the UK knowingly donating to organisations in the UK which in turn give money to a political party that represents their interests is different to two people (one of whom is a convicted criminal and the other of which has multiple identities) who don't live in the UK funding a political party and bribing policiticians using money from questionable sources outside the UK to represent their own interests.

I don't give a toss if you don't find it funny. If it doesn't amuse you, just keep your mouth shut and scroll on, its easy enough.

But judging by your reaction, looks like I need to post more stuff like this 😉