NACA Political Jokes Page

[Archie_tect]

There was me concerned about implications of even mentioning the word Darjeeling...

 

[Pale Rider]

Maybe we could have an injunction agin cheesey non political limericks here??

Does the injunction include posts about women's issues which are hardly political let alone funny?

Anyhow, not really sure this is 'political'

But it does seem that as soon as you mention anything around women's rights, or equality, or take issue with homophobia, around here you get painted as a uber-radicalised social justice warrior.

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Someone else's turn now - surely.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Cricket would be a much quicker game if bowlers knocked out the batsman's middle stump right at the start....

Or bowlsmen knocked out the batter's middle stump!







Joke!

 

[newfhouse]

An unmissable invitation for a juvenile limerick.

The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket
The ball ran up his trouser leg
And stumped his middle wicket

That’s not a limerick.

 

[Pale Rider]

That’s not a limerick.

Do I look like I'm bothered?

 

[icowden]

The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket
The ball ran up his trouser leg
And stumped his middle wicket

Sorry - not a limerick. just rhyming doggerel.

 

[Rusty Nails]

That’s not a limerick.

Sorry - not a limerick. just rhyming doggerel.

Do I look like I'm bothered?

What does Grammarly.com say?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

What does Grammarly.com say?

Not a limerick but juvenile.

 

[FishFright]

Does the injunction include posts about women's issues which are hardly political let alone funny?

You actually posted that ?? Looks like the man with super secret links to the mods wants this place shutting down too ...

 

[mudsticks]

There was me concerned about implications of even mentioning the word Darjeeling...

Always up for a nice cup of tea

 

[Archie_tect]

+ you can't play when it's raining and your mum calls you in.

 

[Pale Rider]

You actually posted that ?? Looks like the man with super secret links to the mods wants this place shutting down too ...

Put it this way, if I ever get the power to ban members who come on here just to snipe at others you will be among the first to know....

 

[mudsticks]

+ you can't play when it's raining and your mum calls you in.

I'm lost now.

Is this cricket, or tea drinking.??

How apt -

- the political joke thread has become 'apolitical'

The concept of which is of course a bit of a joke in itself.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm lost now.

Is this cricket, or tea drinking.??

How apt -

- the political joke thread has become 'apolitical'

The concept of which is of course a bit of a joke in itself.

Not being a cricket player, I always understood cricket games involved a lot of tea and waiting around to do things.

 

[mudsticks]

Not being a cricket player, I always understood cricket games involved a lot of tea and waiting around to do things.

It looks like that, from the outside at least, doesn't it.??

Still, just standing about on close cropped turf, between bouts of tea and cake, is a fairly blameless occupation I s'pose.??