NACA Political Jokes Page

[cookiemonster]

 

[matticus]

This association of stories on the Beeb's news page made I laugh:

 

[craigwend]

 

[mudsticks]

I've discovered their nesting site..

"Tory Islands"

Was wondering - should I get the ferry across, and destroy all the eggs before more hatch ?? 🤔🐍

 

[winjim]

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I've discovered their nesting site..

"Tory Islands"

Was wondering - should I get the ferry across, and destroy all the eggs before more hatch ?? 🤔🐍

Nuke it from orbit.

 

[AndyRM]

 

[mudsticks]

Nuke it from orbit.

Like this.??

 

[AndyRM]

Like this.??
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What a beautiful sight to wake up to! I've got the delights of a gray morning in Telford...

 

[mudsticks]

What a beautiful sight to wake up to! I've got the delights of a gray morning in Telford...

Unlucky..
But rest assured the beauty is still out there 👍🏼 🌈

 

[AndyRM]

Unlucky..
But rest assured the beauty is still out there 👍🏼 🌈

It looks like it's brightening up, and it is quite a pretty part of the world. Though not really rugged enough for my tastes.

 

[mudsticks]

It looks like it's brightening up, and it is quite a pretty part of the world. Though not really rugged enough for my tastes.

Go West, Young Man.
Go West.

(Oh and north a bit also, helps)

 

[AndyRM]

Go West, Young Man.
Go West.

(Oh and north a bit also, helps)

I'm only visiting. Northern climes are my disco.

 

[Ian H]

Doorbell rings.
Hello, I'm Edward and this is my friend Nigel. We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and the question today is whether you would prefer government by man or god?
Oh, how I laughed.

The previous JW was an elderly chap who appeared to have taken a shine to E. I answered the door to him once and he sounded most disappointed - Oh! I was expecting a young lady*. I wasn't unpleasant, but he didn't call again.

*Which greatly amused E.

 

[Beebo]

Doorbell rings.
Hello, I'm Edward and this is my friend Nigel. We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and the question today is whether you would prefer government by man or god?
Oh, how I laughed.

The previous JW was an elderly chap who appeared to have taken a shine to E. I answered the door to him once and he sounded most disappointed - Oh! I was expecting a young lady*. I wasn't unpleasant, but he didn't call again.

*Which greatly amused E.

Blimey. The JW don’t come knocking anymore near us since Covid. They tend to hang around the train station handing out watchtowers

 

[BoldonLad]

Blimey. The JW don’t come knocking anymore near us since Covid. They tend to hang around the train station handing out watchtowers

Oh dear, is it Covid that has stopped them door knocking, here was me thinking it was by robust "No today, thank you"