cookiemonster
Veteran
- Location
- Far away from the asylum
NACA Political Jokes Page
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winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
Nuke it from orbit.
mudsticks
Squire
AndyRM
Elder Goth
What a beautiful sight to wake up to! I've got the delights of a gray morning in Telford...
mudsticks
Squire
AndyRM
Elder Goth
It looks like it's brightening up, and it is quite a pretty part of the world. Though not really rugged enough for my tastes.
mudsticks
Squire
AndyRM
Elder Goth
I'm only visiting. Northern climes are my disco.
Ian H
Legendary Member
Doorbell rings.
Hello, I'm Edward and this is my friend Nigel. We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and the question today is whether you would prefer government by man or god?
Oh, how I laughed.
The previous JW was an elderly chap who appeared to have taken a shine to E. I answered the door to him once and he sounded most disappointed - Oh! I was expecting a young lady*. I wasn't unpleasant, but he didn't call again.
*Which greatly amused E.
Hello, I'm Edward and this is my friend Nigel. We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and the question today is whether you would prefer government by man or god?
Oh, how I laughed.
The previous JW was an elderly chap who appeared to have taken a shine to E. I answered the door to him once and he sounded most disappointed - Oh! I was expecting a young lady*. I wasn't unpleasant, but he didn't call again.
*Which greatly amused E.
Beebo
Veteran
Blimey. The JW don’t come knocking anymore near us since Covid. They tend to hang around the train station handing out watchtowers
BoldonLad
Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
- Location
- South Tyneside
Oh dear, is it Covid that has stopped them door knocking, here was me thinking it was by robust "No today, thank you"
