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deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
I don't know if it's just me but I think Mordaunt's am-drams should be ''Stand Up and Point.''
winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
Plagiarised by Philip Pullman of all people.
View: https://twitter.com/PhilipPullman/status/1709647413516833070?t=CGAoMcO6tggYc5DBnz3Bug&s=19
matticus
Guru
Such obvious wordplay ... yet so perfect.
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deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
Pale Rider
Veteran
No one quoted Rishi's 'going down' joke about Sturgeon?
Perhaps we are all frightened of police action.
Perhaps we are all frightened of police action.
winjim
Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
Pale Rider
Veteran
We're safe - Police Scotland say no action to be taken against Sunak.
The fact it's Police Scotland tells us the ludicrous complaint was made by some po-faced independence supporting Jock who can't bear that his idol has feet of clay.
icowden
Legendary Member
No I think we are all feeling so queasy now that when a Tory opens their mouth at the Tory Conference we no longer want to hear the sickening rhetoric that they come out with because they think the faithful want to hear it.
Pale Rider
Veteran
There are hundreds if not thousands of posts on here hurling abuse at Sunak and the Tories.
Yet he makes a witty remark and you can hear a pin drop.
NACA, the home of the po-faced.
Pale Rider
Veteran
I know the sturgeon was a protected species in the old place, but she never was anywhere else.
Cheer up, it's very unlikely she will 'go down', other than as another failed self-seeking politician who had her snout in the trough.
