Ian H
Legendary Member
Doorbell rings.
Hello, I'm Edward and this is my friend Nigel. We're Jehovah's Witnesses, and the question today is whether you would prefer government by man or god?
Oh, how I laughed.
The previous JW was an elderly chap who appeared to have taken a shine to E. I answered the door to him once and he sounded most disappointed - Oh! I was expecting a young lady*. I wasn't unpleasant, but he didn't call again.
*Which greatly amused E.
My immediate thought was of two other friends - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_and_Sandy