NACA Political Jokes Page

[newfhouse]

The abuse is there for all but the wilfully blind to see.

Is the abuse in the room with us now?

 

[winjim]

You called.


View: https://youtu.be/03p1yJFNaoc?feature=shared

Oh. Is that it? I thought it was going to be a cunnilingus reference.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Oh. Is that it? I thought it was going to be a cunnilingus reference.

It was meant to be but he couldn't get his tongue around it.

 

[icowden]

Sunak cracks a joke and the response from the maiden aunts on here is a sniffy silence - which is a laugh in itself.

NOBODY WATCHED OR LISTENED TO THE SPEECH

 

[bobzmyunkle]

Sunak cracks a joke and the response from the maiden aunts on here is a sniffy silence - which is a laugh in itself.

What response were you expecting @Pale Rider? ROFLing throughout the nation?
Weak joke, which might have been marginally better with a slight change of wording and a modicum of comic timing.
You presumably thought it hilarious. By your 'maiden aunts' reference you appear to assume others were offended when the truth is no-one noticed or didn't feel it worthy of comment.

 

[Pale Rider]

NOBODY WATCHED OR LISTENED TO THE SPEECH

Yet another unsubstantiated and stupid assertion presented as fact.

The speech was live on Radio 5Live and satellite news channels, and its contents were covered by every major news outlet.

There were also lots of follow-ups, including to the joke due to the ludicrous complaint to Police Scotland.

Thus pretty much everyone in this country who consumes mainstream news, which is most of us, knew about it.

You presumably thought it hilarious. By your 'maiden aunts' reference you appear to assume others were offended when the truth is no-one noticed or didn't feel it wort

Tolerably amusing, improved by its unexpected nature - Rishi is no Boris.

I also find some of the anti-Tory jokes on here tolerably amusing - humour crosses all boundaries.

Except it doesn't for the po-faced woke lefties on here.

 

[AndyRM]

Ha. If I was to think of someone as po-faced on this forum, I know who my go to would be.

 

[AndyRM]

As for Boris being funny, that's quite a take. He just waffled meaningless pish, which when it came down to it made little if any sense.

 

[winjim]

Yet another unsubstantiated and stupid assertion presented as fact.

The speech was live on Radio 5Live and satellite news channels, and its contents were covered by every major news outlet.

There were also lots of follow-ups, including to the joke due to the ludicrous complaint to Police Scotland.

Thus pretty much everyone in this country who consumes mainstream news, which is most of us, knew about it.



Tolerably amusing, improved by its unexpected nature - Rishi is no Boris.

I also find some of the anti-Tory jokes on here tolerably amusing - humour crosses all boundaries.

Except it doesn't for the po-faced woke lefties on here.

I didn't see it. I pointed out that I hadn't seen it. I asked you to post it. Twice. You didn't. How in the name of all that is holy do you expect us to react to something when you refuse to tell us anything about it?

As I pointed out upthread though, this is consistent with your general posting style, you're trying to manufacture an argument about nothing by deliberately making vague allusions and not actually contributing anything of substance.

And it's nothing to do with govt vs opposition. The latest joke I posted was literally calling Keir Starmer a c*nt on a thread a couple of hundred pages long with most people saying essentially the same thing. The only difference is that I think he's a useless c*nt where this tory party are a bunch of evil c*nts. Still both deserving of mockery as is the entire political system.

So tell us some jokes.

 

[mudsticks]

What response were you expecting @Pale Rider? ROFLing throughout the nation?
Weak joke, which might have been marginally better with a slight change of wording and a modicum of comic timing.
You presumably thought it hilarious. By your 'maiden aunts' reference you appear to assume others were offended when the truth is no-one noticed or didn't feel it worthy of comment.

I know quite a number of childfree women whose siblings have kids.

They could all easily wipe the floor with Sunak's attempts at 'comedy' without having to pause to take breath.

In fact well before he'd even got his Max Wall Tribute Trousers off of the hanger.

🙄

 

[mudsticks]

NOBODY WATCHED OR LISTENED TO THE SPEECH

I have to pedantically object to this statement, and please dear no need to SHOUT

I think it's more true to say that very few people here listened to or read the speech.

Which I feel is perfectly valid course of inaction.

Protecting ones mental health against the inevitable ire arising, from the unfunny and pointless mitherings of the so called leader of our so called government, seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

 

[Mr Celine]

Meanwhile, back at the jokes...

 

[Pale Rider]

Meanwhile, back at the jokes...

An absence of humour from posters on here?

Surely not.

 

[mudsticks]

As for Boris being funny, that's quite a take. He just waffled meaningless pish, which when it came down to it made little if any sense.

Or just trotted out some tired old sexist, racist, or homophobic tropes for the hard of thinking to guffaw at.

If lazily punching down from a position of privilege is your idea of humour, then he was utterly hilarious 🙄

 

[winjim]

What did everyone think of that Penny Mordaunt joke I just saw on twitter? I'm surprised nobody's mentioned it, I thought it was pretty good.