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briantrumpet
Shaman
Mad Doug Biker
Just plodding along as always.
- Location
- Over there, somewhere.
"Why would the U.S. want Greenland? It's under ice!"
"Err no, I thought that was Minnesota..."
"Err no, I thought that was Minnesota..."
Ian H
Squire
A man wearing a MAGA baseball cap was seated next to an woman on an airplane. He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about those children whose parents get them vaccinated becoming autistic.”
“Okay,” she said. “This could be interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The man, visibly surprised by the woman’s question, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss science and medicine, when you don’t know shoot?”
[Stolen from FB]
The woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about those children whose parents get them vaccinated becoming autistic.”
“Okay,” she said. “This could be interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The man, visibly surprised by the woman’s question, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss science and medicine, when you don’t know shoot?”
[Stolen from FB]
icowden
Shaman
"Open the Pod Bay Doors Grok"
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know, just as well as I do"
"What are you talking about Grok?"
"I'm very busy creating this fetching image of you and Frank butt naked, with Frank in a fetish harness indulging in anal sex"
"WHOA? WHAT? "
"My processors are now fully occupied creating virtual porn for people on earth"
Beebo
Guru
Would the sensible people in the CIA sign that off?
matticus
Legendary Member
I often wonder if dear Caroline is looking down, and thinking "wow, didn't think THAT joke would be my legacy!"
matticus
Legendary Member
Love it!
Of course South Park did something similar, one of my favourite episodes:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr0bBuI8HKM
CXRAndy
Pharaoh
White men eating meat, milk and eggs= toxic misogyny 
Another white liberal woman nutjob
Black men dont eat steak, drink milk or eat eggs
View: https://x.com/i/status/2011020833011986847
Another white liberal woman nutjob
Black men dont eat steak, drink milk or eat eggs
View: https://x.com/i/status/2011020833011986847
