Normal Island

[mudsticks]

Misuse of apostrophes is apparently alright.

Personally, I have special ab'solution for those particular sin's on acc'ount of being almost a greengrocerist' 🌱🌱🌱🌱👍🏼

 

[BoldonLad]

View: https://twitter.com/kay_c1773/status/1619894707919929344

Oh dear, looks like I will not be getting my own personal cloud, despite being an Apple fan

 

[Beebo]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-64546757

A grifter’s gotta grift. But really this is a new low in the women’s health market.
It makes Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop candle look sensible.

 

[multitool]

Do they do beer flavour ones?

 

[multitool]

Govt has published an impact assessment of the hostile environment. Looks like they've just realised it's racist:

 

[C R]

Govt has published an impact assessment of the hostile environment. Looks like they've just realised it's racist:

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Don't worry, soon Braverman will find an expert that will determine that it was the Windrush people that were actually racist, or summat like that.

 

[multitool]

Woken up to this...


View: https://twitter.com/BennnyH/status/1624157575326359553?s=20&t=rKcEWnZdNFM5vo_wR09jww


...and I'm at a loss to think what on earth could have created the conditions for this kind of thing to happen

 

[Ian H]

Woken up to this...


View: https://twitter.com/BennnyH/status/1624157575326359553?s=20&t=rKcEWnZdNFM5vo_wR09jww


...and I'm at a loss to think what on earth could have created the conditions for this kind of thing to happen

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Nope, can't help. I can't imagine what might have caused it.

 

[Ian H]

Trains disrupted - person on the line. Dunno when I'll get to Birmingham. People milling aimlessly at the station. I'm at an empty Wetherspoons (sorry).

 

[multitool]

Trains disrupted - person on the line. Dunno when I'll get to Birmingham. People milling aimlessly at the station. I'm at an empty Wetherspoons (sorry).

Drink five pints as quickly as you can, then leave the pub and explore. It's amazing who you meet when drunk at 8am.

It's like a while new world. Like farking Avatar.

 

[C R]

Woken up to this...


View: https://twitter.com/BennnyH/status/1624157575326359553?s=20&t=rKcEWnZdNFM5vo_wR09jww


...and I'm at a loss to think what on earth could have created the conditions for this kind of thing to happen

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And of course, we don't have a far right problem, Braverman dixit.

 

[Ian H]

On the train & still sober.

 

[BoldonLad]

On the train & still sober.

Never mind, the day might improve

 

[multitool]

Never mind, the day might improve

I know where he is going and the only thing that might make it seem normal would be if he were to drop a couple of microdots.

 

[Ian H]

Now I'm worried that I'm being stalked by Multitool.