Normal Island

[newfhouse]

View: https://twitter.com/nullen80/status/1624402426403991556?s=61&t=zBPwUfiLv8VqhBdoMft4Bw

 

[multitool]

View: https://twitter.com/nullen80/status/1624402426403991556?s=61&t=zBPwUfiLv8VqhBdoMft4Bw

All it takes is one woman with a chainsaw to destroy his thesis.

 

[winjim]

View: https://twitter.com/nullen80/status/1624402426403991556?s=61&t=zBPwUfiLv8VqhBdoMft4Bw

Is that the setup or the punchline? It seems to be missing half the joke.

 

[Mr Celine]

I wonder if the inadequate length of the chainsaw bar is an indicator of the inadequate length of anything else?

 

[Bazzer]

View: https://twitter.com/nullen80/status/1624402426403991556?s=61&t=zBPwUfiLv8VqhBdoMft4Bw

I was desperately hoping the non visible end of the log was under pressure, the release of which would necessitate some emergency dental work.

 

[Banderill]

I was desperately hoping the non visible end of the log was under pressure, the release of which would necessitate some emergency dental work.

Yup, kept wondering when it would catch on something and chop into a part of him (just a teensie little bit). How disappointing.

 

[multitool]

I was hoping for the chain to fly off and cleave his head in two.

Then, see him staggering around with the sides of his bifurcated head flapping together as he gurgles something about real men.

 

[Adam4868]

Real men use a hand saw....power tools are for girls.

 

[Beebo]

I like the way he keeps reving it.
It makes him look like a real man.
Brrrrrm brrrrrrm brrrrrrm.

 

[Ian H]

According to the 1902 Kelly's directory, Axminster had an inspector of nuisances.

 

[Ian H]

Text from the surgery - Thank you for completing your GPs questions. Your answers will not be seen immediately.

 

[BoldonLad]

Text from the surgery - Thank you for completing your GPs questions. Your answers will not be seen immediately.

Could be worse, it could have said "your answers will be ignored"

 

[AuroraSaab]

According to the 1902 Kelly's directory, Axminster had an inspector of nuisances.

OH had a friend who used to work for a board game manufacturer in the 60's and 70's. Waddington's, I think. His job title was Superintendent of Puzzles.

 

[newfhouse]

View: https://twitter.com/tldrnewsuk/status/1629146190318129153?s=61&t=2dsJEXyrkOzk7CvWIhBD3Q

 

[Adam4868]

View: https://twitter.com/joe_bish/status/1628845969650352128?t=n-zGkksl89O2GAUGvbSOaw&s=19