Normal Island

[matticus]

That's Valentine's Day sorted....
https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/...m-country-house-following-row/1743424329.html

OMFG. Only in Oirland (yes, I know).

"We apologise for any offence (the offer) may have caused.
...
As a team we have come to the decision that our new name for Bikinis & Balaclavas will be… Relax & Reload.”

Oh okay, problem and offence solved.

 

[Deleted member 49]

OMFG. Only in Oirland (yes, I know).

"We apologise for any offence (the offer) may have caused.
...
As a team we have come to the decision that our new name for Bikinis & Balaclavas will be… Relax & Reload.”

Oh okay, problem and offence solved.

Joking aside there's a real dark/black humour in the North of Ireland.Partner says it's a way of dealing with trauma and the troubles.Or as she says "the craics 90" 😁

 

[AuroraSaab]

So close to the truth it's believable.

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My favourite Diana gaff is the National Enquirer's correction:

 

[The Crofted Crest]

And truth is stranger than richard. No, I mean Rich Smug is getting his own programme on GB News!

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...hatshow-on-gb-news?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

 

[Ian H]

Multi-billionaire* ruins someone's life - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64376727

*subject to change

 

[winjim]

Multi-billionaire* ruins someone's life - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64376727

*subject to change

Connecticut has land borders to the North, the East and the West.

 

[winjim]

Actually someone round here's got a Tesla and says it's a nightmare to drive cos it's all terraced streets with cars parked up either side so the proximity sensors are going off all the time.

Sheffield streets really teach you to know exactly the width of your car.

 

[Ian H]

Connecticut has land borders to the North, the East and the West.

You are so literal!

 

[AuroraSaab]

Multi-billionaire* ruins someone's life - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64376727

*subject to change

If you got embarrassed every time someone involved in a product turned out to be a bit of a d*ck you probably couldn't buy anything. She should be more worried they've just knocked £10k off the price of a new one so her 2020 model is now worth a shedload less than it was last week.

 

[Ian H]

View: https://twitter.com/kay_c1773/status/1619894707919929344

 

[mudsticks]

View: https://twitter.com/kay_c1773/status/1619894707919929344

Kay's a bit of a goody two shoes...🙄

I scored roughly 30 👍🏼

 

[AndyRM]

Oly 26 for me. Damn. The sign misses a few things off which I most definitely am, so I reckon I'd top 30 if those had been included.

 

[mudsticks]

Oly 26 for me. Damn. The sign misses a few things off which I most definitely am, so I reckon I'd top 30 if those had been included.

You clearly need to put a bit more effort into your sinning..

I liked this reply -

"Imagine this persons heaven is people standing in a village hall, in silence, drinking weak lemon squash"

Also they've left off people who don't pick up their own dogs shoot.

 

[Beebo]

View: https://twitter.com/kay_c1773/status/1619894707919929344

How many has Donald Trump done.
He’s the darling of right wing religious nutters.

 

[Ian H]

Misuse of apostrophes is apparently alright.