glasgowcyclist
Über Member
… lick someone else’s.
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… lick someone else’s.
Beebo
Veteran
It’s actually a quite a well known issue. My uncle was a member of Bryn Meadows Golf club.
Brian Mayo, the owner, lost both his legs after licking a golf ball. He used to do this as a habit when playing golf. He founded the amputees golfing championship.
Ian H
Legendary Member
I'm not going to attempt a quip about not being able to lick my balls.
glasgowcyclist
Über Member
On seeing my dog effortlessly lick its balls for five minutes, my mate said, "I wish I could do that."
I said, "If you give him a biscuit he might let you."
deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
Moving on from ball licking...member polishing...
deptfordmarmoset
Über Member
A familiar ''Unite Against'' strategy.
Beebo
Veteran
This is very sad, that a business even has to state this on the front door.
Thai Massage doesn’t equal sex work.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp9rl5pr72mo
Thai Massage doesn’t equal sex work.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp9rl5pr72mo
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theclaud
Reading around the chip
Sadly predictable. Why are men?
icowden
Legendary Member
Natural selection and biological imperative to reproduce?
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OP
theclaud
Reading around the chip
No.
Ian H
Legendary Member
Come again?
Mr Celine
Well-Known Member
AuroraSaab
Squire
The Samaritans used to have a special line, called the Brenda line, to deal with men who rang the Samaritans just so they could talk dirty to women. Chad Varah was miffed when they stopped it and wanted it reintroducing. Who rings a suicide hot line to masturbate as you get off on upsetting the volunteers?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/jan/02/sarahryle.theobserver
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/jan/02/sarahryle.theobserver
AndyRM
Elder Goth
There's a play about it, which a pal of mine has seen and says is pretty good.
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/a...review-harry-mould-pitlochry-festival-theatre
https://www.theguardian.com/stage/a...review-harry-mould-pitlochry-festival-theatre
AuroraSaab
Squire
Sounds an interesting play. The last few lines of that review though. To paraphrase: 'Perhaps the men who ring up to talk filth and w**k and the women volunteers who have to listen to them aren't so different after all ...'
