Not News or Current Affairs, but, "naughty" stuff in the other place

[mudsticks]

I left my heart in Ouray, Colorado.

But the rest of the state was nice as well. It's got mountains, deserts, rivers, forests... we had heatwaves and blizzards, we walked up mountains, we cycled round vineyards, we bathed in hot springs... we stayed in scruffy motels and luxury hotels, we saw ghost mining towns and ancient settlements, brown bears and hummingbirds... ate the best beef I've ever had out at the ranch and drank matcha tea with a weird cult...

It's like the Peak District on steroids.

Lovely..

I know a few people who've done Scotland on acid..

But The Peaks on steroids.
Now there's another idea..

 

[Ian H]

Chocolate always helps...

Plus thanks to some mahoosive spanner wielding, my pick up hitch is now working..

And someone's going to weld new brackets on my bucket

As euphemisms go, that's up there with the best.

 

[mudsticks]

As euphemisms go, that's up there with the best.

Big tools , rarely fail to please

 

[Xipe Totec]

Big tools , rarely fail to please

Back in the 90s/00s, this lot were my favourite band by a long way.

 

[Milkfloat]

Well, if anybody wants to take a look at what my wife and I got up to on honeymoon, take a look at this video and it should give you some idea.


View: https://youtu.be/WGKvQavBsOE

My honeymoon competes with that, we went to the Maldives, my geography teacher wife arranged an ad-hoc tour of the desalination plant, kitchens and staff quarters for us, very romantic.

 

[The Crofted Crest]

When we shacked up together, we just did some painting and decorating.

 

[Ian H]

As soon as E & I got together I went off with another woman.

It was a long pre-booked walking tour in Corsica with my best mate. Separate tents. We still do walking or cycling tours together.

 

[matticus]

Well, if anybody wants to take a look at what my wife and I got up to on honeymoon, take a look at this video and it should give you some idea.


View: https://youtu.be/WGKvQavBsOE

Did you tie her to the tracks? Just for a few minutes?

(I won't believe any man that says he wasn't even tempted.)

 

[Rusty Nails]

Well, if anybody wants to take a look at what my wife and I got up to on honeymoon, take a look at this video and it should give you some idea.


View: https://youtu.be/WGKvQavBsOE

I and a friend went on that ride on one of our road trips across the south-west US some years ago.

Beautiful ride but no hanky-panky, honest. We've been friends for 70 years.

 

[cookiemonster]

I see the thread "When did you first become aware of sex?" has been removed by Mods in the CC Forum. Can't trust these cyclists to behave themselves. Unlike here.

I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.

 

[cookiemonster]

Sorry for the trainspotting diversion..

Did somebody want to say something sensible about sex?

Can anyone ever say anything sensible about sex?

 

[cookiemonster]

Enough!!

I didn't join this supposed offshoot for grown-ups of CC to put up with this disgusting litany of filthy pictures. If I wanted this sort of thing there are websites I could go to which are just as depraved, or so I have been told.

Yours disappointedly,

Disgusted of Cardiff

Aren't you supposed to use a green coloured font to write that?

 

[cookiemonster]

Psst I've also got pictures of trams

View: https://media.giphy.com/media/OaDGAT40kz3hK/giphy.gif

I have pics of Hong Kong trams.

A bit of exotica.

 

[BoldonLad]

I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.

Is that the thread, or, the sex?

 

[cookiemonster]

Is that the thread, or, the sex?

Take your pick.