Sorry, been out on bike.
Where are we up to? Are we still berating the Labour leadership for winning? Or are we still all humpty because nasty Mr Starmer won't commit to the sort of spending plans that we'd all love even though we can't explain how they will be funded because we think there is an endless supply of money with no consequences on inflation or sterling?
Are we still skewering ourself on the awkward conundrum that Starmer hasn't got enough personality, whilst Johnson had too much? Perhaps we are still harrumphing that Starmer has no "radical", "bold" plans, even though we haven't quite managed to describe what those radical, bold plans might be, beyond taxing the wealthy.
Talking of which...have we even done our sums yet on whether "taxing the rich" rather than everyone will deliver the sums of money we need for our bold and radical plans?
Maybe we are still hooked on this notion that an opposition leader can single-handedly change the media by being obstructive, whilst still needing the media to be onside.
Or are we just contemplating our bizarre use of the word "technocrat" to describe Starmer even though he didn't go from a PPE degree straight into the party machine. Maybe we are trying to reconcile his experience as a barrister and Director of CPS with our use of the word "technocrat" and still working out how to make it fit.
Maybe we are thinking of re-heating the "forensic" gag for the n-th time, hoping that the readership has forgotten that it was a series of "forensic" questions at PMQs that forced Johnson into lying to the House, which later caused him to resign.
Perhaps, really, all we want is Magic Grandpa back. The career protestor who told us we could have everything we wanted, and somebody else apart from us would pay for it.
Of course, MG's biggest achievement was to deliver the biggest loss to the Tories for nearly a century.
Way to go, my MG.
His apparent failing was to not stand up to the media in the way Mick Lynch modelled. Had he done so he would have won and everything would have been perfect.