The Queen / The Monarchy

[Deleted member 28]

Thank you, she's lovely and tolerates my bicycle nonsense which is wonderful.

You should be fit as fu*k cos you have all the time in the world not working.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Wouldn't you f*ck a shortarse then?

It’s not the best chat up line I’ve ever heard but I suppose you might get lucky.

 

[Deleted member 28]

It’s not the best chat up line I’ve ever heard but I suppose you might get lucky.

As my dad once told me "you're only gay if you push back " so I might give it a go.

 

[Ian H]

Perhaps we should organise an NACA camping weekend.

 

[Xipe Totec]

As my dad once told me "you're only gay if you push back " so I might give it a go.

Well. That's a mental image I'm not entirely sure you wanted to convey.

Or did you?

 

[cookiemonster]

Wouldn't you f*ck a shortarse then?

Mr Cookiemonster's 5ft7.

I'm 6ft3.

So, yes.

 

[multitool]

As my dad once told me "you're only gay if you push back " .

Whispered softly into your ear?

 

[mudsticks]

Perhaps we should organise an NACA camping weekend.

Carry on 🤓🏕️

 

[Deleted member 28]

Well. That's a mental image I'm not entirely sure you wanted to convey.

Or did you?

That would be telling.

 

[Deleted member 28]

Thank you, she's lovely and tolerates my bicycle nonsense which is wonderful.

And you're bumming of other blokes, one in a million I reckon.

 

[Deleted member 28]

Whispered softly into your ear?

From behind obviously.

 

[qigong chimp]

From behind obviously.

If we boil the carcass of this joke for a few hours we may get some stock from it.

 

[mudsticks]

If we boil the carcass of this joke for a few hours we may get some stock from it.

I'm really starting to wonder if our Shep hasn't been leading a rather 'closeted' existence up til now.🤔

Such are the depths of his fascination with this topic..

But all in all, the overall tone, and subject (😇) matter seems wholly appropriate for a thread about our Lizard Overlords💚🙄

After all didn't they used to (in less enlightened times) call homosexuality 'The English Disease' ???

 

[winjim]

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[winjim]

I don't like quiche.


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