US air crash deaths

[matticus]

I think 64 folks died in the Potomac crash.
About the same number die every day on American roads by 2pm.

Isn't it weird the extreme reaction to one of these things?

 

[AndyRM]

I don't think so. You get extreme reactions to unusual events, which this certainly is.

Sadly, deaths on the road are so normal as to be accepted.

I don't like it, but that's the reality.

 

[multitool]

I blame the gays

 

[All uphill]

I blame the gays

Two aircrashes now since Trump was crowned.

I'm telling you it's not coincidence.

 

[multitool]

Trump is gay.

Can only be that.

 

[Ian H]

Trump is gay.

Can only be that.

Is masturbating in front of a mirror gay?

 

[Rusty Nails]

Is masturbating in front of a mirror gay?

Asking for a friend?

 

[AndyRM]

Depends who cums first.

 

[multitool]

If you think about it, masturbating itself is gay

 

[Psamathe]

If you think about it, masturbating itself is gay

"it", another pronoun.

Ian

 

[Milzy]

Two aircrashes now since Trump was crowned.

I'm telling you it's not coincidence.

You are a tin foil hat conspiracy theorist!!

With super strict air traffic control safety though you are of course actually correct. That Blackhawk was flown by AI. Yes, no pilot.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Is masturbating in front of a mirror gay?

Not if you do it to the tune of “Wąnk in the mirror, you’ve got to wąnk in the mirror…”


View: https://youtu.be/UosEcrrMo7I?si=6_XHR6zmDuplhrdT

 

[Xipe Totec]

Two aircrashes now since Trump was crowned.

I'm telling you it's not coincidence.

Apparently the first major air disasters in the US in seventeen years. 'Coincidence' is a right bitch.

It's also starting to make my post in the 'Gloom' thread feel quite disturbingly prescient...

I'd like to offer a different perspective.

We live in exciting times - as long as you accept that abject, gut-churning, bladder-releasing horror is a form of excitement. All of our civilisations have reached the point of implosion and collapse, the world itself is burning and flooding, its atmosphere toxifying, soon entire populations will be on the march as their lands become uninhabitable, food & water become scarce and resources dwindle. All the while, the worst people on the planet become have grown wealthier and more powerful, until they have finally achieved ascendancy, and are poised on the brink of unleashing their Pandora's Box of holocausts.

And we, we privileged onlookers - we get to watch it happen! We get to watch cities burning, aircraft tumbling from the sky and exploding in shattering fireballs like some Hollywood special effect, we get to see the ragtag, starving hordes butchering each other with makeshift weapons over the last bottle of Lidl knockoff Evian, we get to witness the death of every hope, the mutilation of every dream, and the ushering in of the great, endless silence as the last fire, starved forever of oxygen, goes dark and the last lifeform draws its final wheezing, rattling breath. OK - maybe we won't get to see that bit.

But these are exciting times! Interesting times! These are the End Times - and we have ringside seats!

Pass the popcorn.

 

[monkers]

If you think about it, masturbating itself is gay

No, but masturbating when in a lift is wrong on every level, and not just because there are mirrors.

 

[cookiemonster]

I blame the gays

Not our fault Guv.