US air crash deaths

[Xipe Totec]

No, but masturbating when in a lift is wrong on every level, and not just because there are mirrors.

Self-Love In An Elevator?

For fear of allowing too revealing a glimpse into the writhing, depraved nightmare of my subconscious, the other night I dreamed I witnessed someone masturbating and ejaculating dust. Imagine stamping on a bottle of talcum powder.

That was definitely gay, but in a weird-as-fück way. Freud would have a field day.

 

[icowden]

Two aircrashes now since Trump was crowned.
I'm telling you it's not coincidence.

And apparently it's entirely unrelated that this happened a day after Air Traffic Controllers (ATCs) were offered job buyouts (resign with 8 months pay).

The US Office for Personnel management said that ATCs weren't eligible, but it seems no-one told the ATCs that. They just got the memo telling them to quit and find more useful work. Trump and Musk also got rid of the head of FAA. All this during a national shortage of air traffic controllers (one person was doing the work of two ATCs at the time of the collision)

 

[glasgowcyclist]

For fear of allowing too revealing a glimpse into the writhing, depraved nightmare of my subconscious, the other night I dreamed I witnessed someone masturbating and ejaculating dust. Imagine stamping on a bottle of talcum powder.

That was definitely gay, but in a weird-as-fück way.

Fairy dust?

 

[Xipe Totec]

Fairy dust?

As in, not Fairy Liquid?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I blame the gays

Yup - DEI hiring caused it!!!!

 

[matticus]

No, but masturbating when in a lift is wrong on every level, and not just because there are mirrors.

I'm not sure you and Multers are showing enough reverence for SIXTY FOUR CRASH DEATHS!!!
Sigh. You people. I reckon you're ALL gayers.

 

[multitool]

I'm not sure you and Multers are showing enough reverence for SIXTY FOUR CRASH DEATHS!!!
Sigh. You people. I reckon you're ALL gayers.

Have you ever masturbated, Matticus?

And was it a man's hand that did it?

Just as I thought.

Gay.

 

[Milzy]

Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. That caused the crash.
Bye.

 

[AndyRM]

Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. That caused the crash.
Bye.

That clears it up then.