War with Russia

First Aspect · 2025-11-10T20:42:26+0000

briantrumpet said:
What about my pecker though? I'm told I need to keep that up.

Who told you that and how many copies of your calendar did they order?

Pblakeney · 2025-11-10T21:09:28+0000

briantrumpet said:
What about my pecker though? I'm told I need to keep that up.

I believe there are other forums for that kind of thing.

Pinno718 · 2025-11-10T23:10:07+0000

briantrumpet said:
What about my pecker though? I'm told I need to keep that up.

Viagra + dodgy ticker = trouble. Don't recommend.
Go the safer option and strap a stick to your pencil with gaffer tape.

Ian H · 2025-11-10T23:23:49+0000

Pinno718 said:
Viagra + dodgy ticker = trouble. Don't recommend.
Go the safer option and strap a stick to your pencil with gaffer tape.

It would be difficult to get your condom over that setup - and the pencil might puncture it anyway.

briantrumpet · 2025-11-11T05:45:30+0000

Ian H said:
It would be difficult to get your condom over that setup - and the pencil might puncture it anyway.

I'm always grateful for the advice of people with more experience and wiser than me.