War with Russia

briantrumpet · Sunday at 21:47

Pinno718 said:
Don't Google it but what do you put in a Sporran?

Haggis, obvs,

Pinno718 · Sunday at 21:57

Pblakeney said:
From what I've seen it is an alternative to a hip flask.

Nope.

Ian H · Sunday at 22:25

Pinno718 said:
Don't Google it but what do you put in a Sporran?

Something heavy to disguise unwonted erections on encountering porridge with ginger.

Rusty Nails · Sunday at 22:30

Ian H said:
Something heavy to disguise unwonted erections on encountering porridge with ginger.

At my age there's no such thing.

Except when being examined by a doctor.

Pblakeney · Sunday at 22:41

Pinno718 said:
Nope.

There is theory, and then there is reality. 😉

Dorset Boy · Monday at 07:48

Condoms and lipstick?

secretsqirrel · Monday at 08:50

Weights, to keep the kilt down when its blowing a hooley in the Trossachs.

Pinno718 · 2026-03-04T23:31:50+0000

Ukraine struck a $230m LNG tanker off the coast of Malta and a warship in Novorossiysk. But I like this: