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BoldonLad

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I have always hankered to fly commercial jets. I believe it is just a matter of pressing the right buttons at the right time in the right order. With a bit of up/down and left/right on the steering wheel thingy.

I thought the auto-pilot did it all. Aren't the Pilots just there to sleep, re-assure the passengers, and, chat up the cabin staff? ;)
 
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BoldonLad

Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
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Heart surgery could be a goer if you only have 6 weeks spare.

I listened to a talk once by a cardiologist who said he could probably teach a reasonably bright and manually competent person how to do heart surgery in around 6 weeks, as it is essentially plumbing and there are relatively few options once you are in there.

Knowing which option to take, and when to switch options was something he said he was still learning after 20 years.

Would you care to share his name and hospital, so that I can avoid him, should I be unfortunate enough to need heart surgery? ;)
 
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BoldonLad

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Why on earth would you want to avoid him? He is one of the top cardiologists in the country.

Well, your description didn't sound re-assuring to me, but, if the bolded bit is true, knowing his name to know who to ask for would still be useful ;)

I have an acquaintance, now retired, who was, I am told, a highly respected surgeon, specialising in the waterworks area.

He is now a specialist in wine, mostly drinking it. ;)
 

Craig the cyclist

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Well, your description didn't sound re-assuring to me, but, if the bolded bit is true, knowing his name to know who to ask for would still be useful ;)

I have an acquaintance, now retired, who was, I am told, a highly respected surgeon, specialising in the waterworks area.

He is now a specialist in wine, mostly drinking it. ;)

I still don't understand why it wouldn't be reassuring?

The mechanics of grafting an artery are quite straightforward, so is by passing something with a graft, he is so skilled he can teach that in a few weeks. As with all trades, the skill is reasonably easy, the decision making is the properly skilled bit. You don't want a CABG if you only need a stent, and you don't want a stent if you really need a CABG!
 

BoldonLad

Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
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I still don't understand why it wouldn't be reassuring?

The mechanics of grafting an artery are quite straightforward, so is by passing something with a graft, he is so skilled he can teach that in a few weeks. As with all trades, the skill is reasonably easy, the decision making is the properly skilled bit. You don't want a CABG if you only need a stent, and you don't want a stent if you really need a CABG!

I am sure you know what you are talking about.

I am a medical ignoramous, and, quite happy with that status. If I need medical treatment, I just want it done, I don’t want to know the gory details.

I was (mostly) joking.
 
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I have always hankered to fly commercial jets. I believe it is just a matter of pressing the right buttons at the right time in the right order. With a bit of up/down and left/right on the steering wheel thingy.
Worked a few years on the QE2 when younger and was allways in trouble...long story short was called up to the Bridge to see Captain who I was on first name terms with ! Tried to give me a bollocking and say my shore leave was cancelled yawn.We were docking in New York which is a class city to sail into so I asked him if I could stay up there to watch.Sorry rambling on but it was just a matter of pressing some buttons,a few tugs did the rest of the work.
Told him I was wasted as a waiter,give us your hat and we'll swop jobs🙄
I lost my shore leave anyway.
 

icowden

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Interesting that state schools is mentioned, wouldn't want to try it at Eton I guess....
Actually that's exactly what Eton is renowned for doing. They do not require staff to be qualified teachers, only experts in their subject.
It works very well. You can see this from David Cameron, Kwasi Kwarteng, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Darius Guppy, Boris Johnson...
 

icowden

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I am sure you know what you are talking about.
I am a medical ignoramous, and, quite happy with that status. If I need medical treatment, I just want it done, I don’t want to know the gory details.
I was (mostly) joking.
Now Brain Surgery on the other hand - completely different kettle of fish. I was a medical PA to a Consultant Neurosurgeon for 6 months. I learned that if you have brain surgery and make a really quick recovery after the operation, chatty, no loss of function etc, there is a strong chance that you won't last 24 hours. Also that there is more "guesswork" that you might think as to how a surgery is going to affect the patient...

Turns out brains are quite complex... although...


View: https://youtu.be/THNPmhBl-8I
 
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