"F*ck the Tories!" A thread dedicated to Nadine Dorries

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FishFright

FishFright

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Rusty Nails said:
At this time it is only fair to have some sympathy for the fragrant Nadine

No incoming leader would actually want her in their cabinet, would they, other than to make themselves look intelligent in comparison, but with all the people who have resigned from their official roles is there anyone left to fill her role..........other than Larry the cat?
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It depends on the incoming leader being a better judge of character than Boris. So no one from the present or recent cabinet hopefully.
 
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Hitchington

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The culture secretary, Nadine Dorries, a diehard Johnson loyalist, is also reportedly consulting colleagues about whether she has sufficient support to run.
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deptfordmarmoset

deptfordmarmoset

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qigong chimp said:
Have we run out of things to say about Johnson?
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We've delegated that to his former communications director.

Will Walden, who was Boris Johnson’s communications director for four years until 2016, with an interesting anecdote about the former prime minister that feels indicative after the last few months.

It’s from 2015, when Johnson had tried to wheel his bicycle impossibly through the steel rotating exit gates that people have to pass through to get in and out of parliament.

Two minutes later and Boris Johnson stood shamefaced, sheepish, that ‘caught with his hand in the sweetie jar’ look on his face. “Bollocks it’s bloody stuck,” he offered.
Not you will note “I’ve got the bike stuck”, rather “it’s stuck”, almost as if someone else put it there, and unfairly bamed him. Having ignored advice, ploughed on, and tried and failed to force a big object through a tiny gap, Johnson said “Can you sort it” and simply disappeared.
Ten minutes later I’d extricated the bike, wheeled it out of the bicycle exit, returned it to its owner and watched him pedal off in that ‘nothing to see here guv’ way of his.
I tell this story not because it wasn’t amusing at the time, it was, but because it is instructure of why, six years on, Johnson is on the way out of a different exit gate, his dream of remaining world king in tatters.
Crazy idea, corners cut, hopeless execution, a stubborn refusal to listen to others, no plan B, no need for change, responsiblity, er no and aside from a wry smile the next day, the distinct sense that it had never happened.
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newfhouse

newfhouse

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Mr Celine said:
Has BJ been Photoshopped out?
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No, just Johnson.
 
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