Gulf War No.37: Iranistan

[Pblakeney]

The Americans are about to launch a manned mission to orbit the moon. At the same time, their deranged President is waging war on Iran and posting crap on social media.

Bizarre or what?

He either lies or deflects. The moon is a deflection from Iran. Which was a deflection from Epstein. Which was a deflection from the economy.
All of which have destroyed the economy. Which destroys his vote.

 

[icowden]

He either lies or deflects. The moon is a deflection from Iran. Which was a deflection from Epstein. Which was a deflection from the economy.
All of which have destroyed the economy. Which destroys his vote.

I don't think you can credit him with the moon as a deflection. Artemis was established in 2017, formally announced in 2019 but Biden substantially boosted the budget in 2020. Artemis 2 was announced in 2023, so this was planned before the tangerine tyrant took power again.

 

[Pblakeney]

I don't think you can credit him with the moon as a deflection. Artemis was established in 2017, formally announced in 2019 but Biden substantially boosted the budget in 2020. Artemis 2 was announced in 2023, so this was planned before the tangerine tyrant took power again.

He didn’t DOGE it though.
Of all the cost cutting that could have been done, I’d have cut it before health.

 

[Pinno718]

He didn’t DOGE it though.
Of all the cost cutting that could have been done, I’d have cut it before health.

Yeabut, we can colonise the moon and then the other planets ad then the stars.
Let's start with a data centre in Copernicus crater. powered by windmills... hang on..

 

[First Aspect]

I see Iran will capitulate by allowing use of the Straight at Hormuz at their discretion, removal of some sanctions and an agreement to not launch the missiles we now know they will launch.

Whereas the US has comprehensively won, by changing the regime to a new "Islamic Republic" lead by hard-line clerics .

#winning

 

[All uphill]

How many times do I need to remind people that they live on a *planet*, far, far away?

You'll be telling me that the Clangers don't exist next.

 

[Pblakeney]

I see Iran will capitulate by allowing use of the Straight at Hormuz at their discretion, removal of some sanctions and an agreement to not launch the missiles we now know they will launch.

Whereas the US has comprehensively won, by changing the regime to a new "Islamic Republic" lead by hard-line clerics .

#winning

All while Israel is targeting the ballistic missile factories that Donnie says are “gone!”
#liarlying

 

[CXRAndy]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2036543057223385346

 

[CXRAndy]

View: https://x.com/i/status/2036525961315844446

 

[Pblakeney]

In my view what we are watching is the precursor to a land invasion while Donnie has two things on his mind.
I am better than Eisenhower and lying to calm the markets. So here is my prediction.
A land invasion begins on Friday night after the US markets have closed. Donnie claims better than D-Day.
Victory is declared on Monday morning after all markets have crashed but before the US markets open to calm the home markets.
The war continues.

 

[Pinno718]

In my view what we are watching is the precursor to a land invasion while Donnie has two things on his mind.
I am better than Eisenhower and lying to calm the markets. So here is my prediction.
A land invasion begins on Friday night after the US markets have closed. Donnie claims better than D-Day.
Victory is declared on Monday morning after all markets have crashed but before the US markets open to calm the home markets.
The war continues.

What odds can you get at Ladbrokes?

 

[Pblakeney]

What odds can you get at Ladbrokes?

I learned a long time ago that gambling is a mug's game, by being a mug.
That said, I did point out that a 20% gain could have been made in 24 hours by betting on Donnie getting the FIFA Peace Prize.

 

[icowden]

I learned a long time ago that gambling is a mug's game, by being a mug.
That said, I did point out that a 20% gain could have been made in 24 hours by betting on Donnie getting the FIFA Peace Prize.

Isn't there an aphorism that the only way to win at gambling is to own the Casino?*

*Unless you are Donald Trump

 

[All uphill]

In my view what we are watching is the precursor to a land invasion while Donnie has two things on his mind.
I am better than Eisenhower and lying to calm the markets. So here is my prediction.
A land invasion begins on Friday night after the US markets have closed. Donnie claims better than D-Day.
Victory is declared on Monday morning after all markets have crashed but before the US markets open to calm the home markets.
The war continues.

I mostly agree.

If US troops take Kharg Island* then there are two taps in the pipeline. US controlled Kharg, and Iran controlled straits.

* I spent lots of time there in the 1970s and watched turtles laying their eggs on the beach.
There were gazelles on the island, too. It was said the penalty for killing one was death - nature conservancy Shah style.

 

[CXRAndy]

I mostly agree.

If US troops take Kharg Island* then there are two taps in the pipeline. US controlled Kharg, and Iran controlled straits.

* I spent lots of time there in the 1970s and watched turtles laying their eggs on the beach.
There were gazelles on the island, too. It was said the penalty for killing one was death - nature conservancy Shah style.

For killing an innocent animal you say-💬