Normal Island

[AndyRM]

I cant hear what your saying with sturgeons cock stuck in your mouth………

The f*ck is your obsession with Nicola Sturgeon having a penis?

It's just bizarre.

 

[jowwy]

Look @jowwy - we really need to talk about your oversharing. These thoughts you have - these fantasies - look, they're personal. I don't want you to think there's anything bad - anything wrong - with having sexual thoughts about politicians, and as long as you understand it's just in your head, then that's fine. But this is personal stuff, everyone else doesn't need to know about your feelings about Nicola or Boris or anyone else, no matter how good they make you feel.

It's like what they told you about touching yourself in public, remember? You're not doing a bad thing, it isn't wrong - everyone does it - but it's private. Just try to keep it to yourself.

OK?

You so funny………

 

[jowwy]

The f*ck is your obsession with Nicola Sturgeon having a penis?

It's just bizarre.

And your obsession with me is even more bizzare…..told you to stay out of my posts and you just cant do it can you.

 

[AndyRM]

And your obsession with me is even more bizzare…..told you to stay out of my posts and you just cant do it can you.

I'm far from obsessed.

You are a user on this forum and you're all over it, impossible to avoid. And you bring up things I've mentioned, so why shouldn't I be allowed to interact with you?

 

[jowwy]

I'm far from obsessed.

You are a user on this forum and you're all over it, impossible to avoid. And you bring up things I've mentioned, so why shouldn't I be allowed to interact with you?

I avoid you easy enough…..do the same.

 

[AndyRM]

I avoid you easy enough…..do the same.

Irony isn't your thing, is it?

 

[Cirrus]

you bounce between bojo and sturgeon..

Now that’s a ménage a trios I’m gonna need mind bleach for

 

[jowwy]

Irony isn't your thing, is it?

Again….cant stay away can you.

 

[winjim]

It's like two lovers saying goodnight and neither wants to be the one to put the phone down.

 

[AndyRM]

It's like two lovers saying goodnight and neither wants to be the one to put the phone down.

I know, I know. And I've apologised before, and will again, as I do now.

Must do better.

 

[Hitchington]

Woke lager

 

[Beebo]

Woke lager

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What paper was that in?
What’s their problem?
Normal Heineken is still available.
4% beer is hardly a new thing. It’s been around for hundreds of years.

 

[Ian H]

'Traditional beer' and 'Heineken' are not phrases or words I'd expect to see together.

 

[BoldonLad]

'Traditional beer' and 'Heineken' are not phrases or words I'd expect to see together.

Exactly, I was just about to say the same thing! Lager, of any brand, is not even 'traditional' British beer, at least, not in the part of the UK I come from. But, seeing as the Plumber is from Derby, he is a southerner I suppose, and, the second punter is from London.

 

[Beebo]

'Traditional beer' and 'Heineken' are not phrases or words I'd expect to see together.

They’ve been making it since 1873.