Normal Island

[Cirrus]

It's not pointless if you're (ahem) interested in buses.

Could have borrowed a motor home… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-65264713

 

[Beebo]

Elsewhere on Normal island, a man carries out a seemingly pointless journey:-
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-65260394

He could have saved a tenner on the travel alone by getting the National Express overnight and changing at Birmingham.

He’s highlighting bus usage, which has to be a good thing.
He’s fully aware that it’s not practical.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[newfhouse]

View: https://twitter.com/accidentalp/status/1647847879816486912?s=61&t=IaNHN0MzKohAo3Ktl0DsFQ

 

[Beebo]

Not our Island, but New Zealand.

Children’s cat hunting competition has been cancelled.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65320162

 

[matticus]

Children’s cat hunting competition has been cancelled.

Bloody culture wars - is nothing safe?!?

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Beebo]

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I’ve heard of people doing it with tits and boobies. But never gulls.

 

[newfhouse]

I’ve heard of people doing it with tits and boobies. But never gulls.

I read that as Gullis. WTF is wrong with me today?

 

[BoldonLad]

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Strange place, Sunderland

He will never be short of a "friend", there are lots of gulls, to choose from.

 

[matticus]

He will never be short of a "friend", there are lots of gulls, to choose from.

Plenty more in the sea!

 

[Beebo]

Catching a seagull is quite impressive.
Then to have the determination to hold it between your legs whilst manipulating yourself is quite a feat.

 

[matticus]

Catching a seagull is quite impressive.
Then to have the determination to hold it between your legs whilst manipulating yourself is quite a feat.

Are you suggesting the gull was in some way ... compliant? Did she want it, Sir?

 

[BoldonLad]

Are you suggesting the gull was in some way ... compliant? Did she want it, Sir?

So we know it was a she?

 

[BoldonLad]

Catching a seagull is quite impressive.
Then to have the determination to hold it between your legs whilst manipulating yourself is quite a feat.

Have you seen the size of the beak on a typical gull?, wouldn't want that too near my equipment.

Sunderland based gulls are renowned for their Greggs Sausage Roll eating expertise.