Normal Island

[Ian H]

It doesn't quite top the story of the Cornish slurry fetishist ( you can google him).

 

[Rusty Nails]

Have you seen the size of the beak on a typical gull?, wouldn't want that too near my equipment.

Sunderland based gulls are renowned for their Greggs Sausage Roll eating expertise.

Do they like chipolatas?

Asking for a friend.

 

[BoldonLad]

Do they like chipolatas?

Asking for a friend.

These are Sunderland Gulls, think Brexit, only good old British sausages, will do, none of this fancy foreign stuff.

 

[matticus]

It doesn't quite top the story of the Cornish slurry fetishist ( you can google him).

I, for one, appreciate your discretion on this matter. It's an underrated attribute in this digital age 🙏

 

[winjim]

Do they like chipolatas?

Asking for a friend.

Have you taken a Wurst for the tern?

 

[Beebo]

It doesn't quite top the story of the Cornish slurry fetishist ( you can google him).

A tale as old as time.
It starts with the low level gateway drug, of stealing a few cow pats and ends with a full blown addiction to the hard stuff.

 

[Beebo]

Have you taken a Wurst for the tern?

That deserves a medal for post of the day.

 

[multitool]

It doesn't quite top the story of the Cornish slurry fetishist ( you can google him).

I did Google him, and all I can say is that he continued despite being jailed in 2005, 2009 and 2011 for his aactions and was recently handed an extended sentence of 10 years.

Which leads me to surmise that that thing he enjoys doing must be really good.

 

[Beebo]

I did Google him, and all I can say is that he continued despite being jailed in 2005, 2009 and 2011 for his aactions and was recently handed an extended sentence of 10 years.

Which leads me to surmise that that thing he enjoys doing must be really good.

Or he needs urgent mental health care.
Which he isn’t getting.

 

[multitool]

I think that is a given.

 

[Deleted member 28]

Or he needs urgent mental health care.
Which he isn’t getting.

Failed by the government again.

 

[monkers]

Lee Anderson with a window into his soul.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ_DgAQ4IcA

 

[glasgowcyclist]

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Audio from the cctv footage suggests he’s just an old romantic as he can be heard serenading the bird with,

🎶“If you were the only gull in the world and I were the only boy…”🎶

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I’ve heard of people doing it with tits and boobies. But never gulls.

Gulls just wanna have fun.

 

[newfhouse]

Kittiwake me up before you go go.