I suppose it's better than BOGOF.
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They just need to put them next to a big fück off electromagnet and fry the shït out of them. I thought the army were good at brute force approaches.
Or just make them in the UK not China
Paddington is a prime minister I could actually support. I'd say Postman Pat for deputy but I lost respect for him in that episode where he threw a sickie.