Dear Jacob,
I've been very good this year.
Please, please, please could you bring back BENDY bananas and THREE pin plugs?
And the statue of the SLAVE bloke that the EU WOKERATI tore down, put that back, and teh EMPIRE, and pictures of the QUEEN and FLAGS all over buildings and send all the PEDOS back to FRANCE where they CAME from. AND sned teh POLISH plumbers back to INDIA where they came FROM!!
AND WIN THE WORLD CUP AND FIGHT THE ARGIES AND MAKE BRITAIN GREAT LIKE WE WERE BEFORE THE UNELECTED BUROCRATS, AND STOP THE LEFTIE BBC!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours
A PROUD ELNGLISHMAN, BREXITEER AND BORIS SUPPORTER
PS EVERYONE should have a shrine to CHURCHILL, its PC GONE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!