Population decline

[icowden]

Including having their ar*es wiped by elderly people who have to work because they're on minimum pension.
But everything's grand, it's millionaires' sh*t.

I think you have the wrong end of the stick. If she's being driven around in Bentleys, it isn't the rear entrance that she might be servicing...

 

[Psamathe]

No, just reluctant.

To help you out. There are over 300,000 millionaires in New York, over 600,000 millionaires in California.

These wealthy people aren't concerned with cost, they want luxury and they get it

Being "a millionaire" is actually far more widespread and these days is not unusual.

Rising property prices have helped turn one in five middle aged Britons into millionaires, according to new data.
Rising property prices have helped turn one in five middle aged Britons into millionaires, according to new data.
However, the stark gap in wealth between the north and south - largely based on property values - is getting wider, according to the latest research from the Office for National Statistics (ONS).
...
Looking at the figures as a whole, an average of 19% of people in the 45-64 age bracket have built up household wealth in excess of £1m.
(from https://www.struttandparker.com/knowledge-and-research/property-prices-creating-millionaires)

Being a millionaire does not mean you can live an extravagant lifestyle. eg you can't pay for your "everyday essential" own brand Lidl beans and eggs with a house. Millionaires can have a balance of asset vs income that can make everyday life difficult.

Ian

 

[HMS_Dave]

All I smell is büllshit.

 

[CXRAndy]

Being "a millionaire" is actually far more widespread and these days is not unusual.

Being a millionaire does not mean you can live an extravagant lifestyle. eg you can't pay for your "everyday essential" own brand Lidl beans and eggs with a house. Millionaires can have a balance of asset vs income that can make everyday life difficult.

Ian

So the direction has gone from it's a falsehood, to what these can't afford millionaires


Just because some one is classed as a millionaire means anyone from 1 to 999 millions.

There are many hundreds of billionaires and hundreds of thousands millionaires

 

[CXRAndy]

All I smell is büllshit.

Step out your loo 👍

 

[Rusty Nails]

So the direction has gone from it's a falsehood, to what these can't afford millionaires
Just because some one is classed as a millionaire means anyone from 1 to 999 millions.
There are many hundreds of billionaires and hundreds of thousands millionaires

US. The land of opportunity.

If they work hard enough anyone can aspire to wipe a millionaire's ar*e.

 

[CXRAndy]

US. The land of opportunity.

If they work hard enough anyone can aspire to wipe a millionaire's ar*e.

I'm sure you can get in on designated skills

 

[HMS_Dave]

Step out your loo 👍

Depends on what you wanna do with that thumb.

 

[Rusty Nails]

I'm sure you can get in on designated skills

Actually, I have wiped ars*s so if I ever get desperate I might ask your sister to put in a good word.

It's a wonderful ambition to service incontinent US millionaires. They might let you sit in their Bentleys.

 

[BoldonLad]

Actually, arse wipers for infirm people (elderly or not) to be admired, rather than mocked? If you unfortunate, you may, one day, require their services.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Actually, arse wipers for infirm people (elderly or not) to be admired, rather than mocked? If you unfortunate, you may, one day, require their services.

If you read my previous post you will know I have wiped arses in the past, so know it is not to be mocked and how important it is.

Perhaps the attempt at humour was too black for your literal nature but the subject of my mockery was Andy's creative CV writing for his sister, not of carers.

 

[BoldonLad]

US. The land of opportunity.

If they work hard enough anyone can aspire to wipe a millionaire's ar*e.

Actually, I have wiped ars*s so if I ever get desperate I might ask your sister to put in a good word.

It's a wonderful ambition to service incontinent US millionaires. They might let you sit in their Bentleys.

If you read my previous post you will know I have wiped arses in the past, so know it is not to be mocked and how important it is.

Perhaps the attempt at humour was too black for your literal nature but the subject of my mockery was Andy's creative CV writing for his sister, not of carers.

If you say so. 🙂

 

[Ian H]

If you read my previous post you will know I have wiped arses in the past, so know it is not to be mocked and how important it is.

Perhaps the attempt at humour was too black for your literal nature but the subject of my mockery was Andy's creative CV writing for his sister, not of carers.

I'm interested in how arse-wiping in a distant, foreign country became a topic here... well, not that interested - no need to respond.

 

[Rusty Nails]

If you say so. 🙂

You obviously do not agree with Ricky Gervais on the real subject of black humour.

If you don't, no problem, I'll explain it. The subject of the first quote was Andy's admiration of people working closely with millionaires, and not the tasks they do. The subject of the second was again his hero-worship of US millionaires and the fact he thought it was a plus to be allowed to ride in one of their Bentleys.

 

[CXRAndy]

The subject of the second was again his hero-worship of US millionaires and the fact he thought it was a plus to be allowed to ride in one of their Bentleys

To see what folk can achieve is something to be admired. Being envious, reverse snobbery is not to be admired.

I don't think I ever said anyone other than The owner driving their own car