Random Daily Banter

[Beebo]

Very sadly I seem to spend more on photographic equipment than I earn. Tragic.

Wholly and exclusively for business use? 😜

 

[briantrumpet]

Wholly and exclusively for business use? 😜

Since I am a prolific FB sharer, actually, yes. FB doesn't really reward quality over quantity, at least as far as photos go.

 

[AuroraSaab]

My monthly Facebook earnings have gone up 576% this month.

How's your Only Fans doing?

 

[briantrumpet]

How's your Only Fans doing?

I still work with children, so that might be frowned upon.

 

[briantrumpet]

Mind you, I might get some weird fans of sternotomy scars.

 

[AuroraSaab]

Well it would be a niche market but I'm sure you'd find an audience somewhere.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh FFS, just been given a 24 hour ban on the main site after posting a couple of jokes to the 'Jokes, we need them' thread.

To be honest, I didn't think they were all that bad, but they (the mods) keep going on about it being a 'Family Forum'.

To be honest, I don't think I've ever seen any kids on there, just only mainly old wrinklies and other assorted miserable farts. 🤷‍♂️

 

[BoldonLad]

Oh FFS, just been given a 24 hour ban on the main site after posting a couple of jokes to the 'Jokes, we need them' thread.

To be honest, I didn't think they were all that bad, but they (the mods) keep going on about it being a 'Family Forum'.

To be honest, I don't think I've ever seen any kids on there, just only mainly old wrinklies and other assorted miserable farts. 🤷‍♂️

we need to see the jokes, so that we can decide if they are worthy of a smile 😂

 

[briantrumpet]

Oh FFS, just been given a 24 hour ban on the main site after posting a couple of jokes to the 'Jokes, we need them' thread.

To be honest, I didn't think they were all that bad, but they (the mods) keep going on about it being a 'Family Forum'.

To be honest, I don't think I've ever seen any kids on there, just only mainly old wrinklies and other assorted miserable farts. 🤷‍♂️

I only post the odd anodyne photo there these days, having been told off for using about two French words (which also happen to be in the Oxford English Dictionary). It's easier just to spaff stuff around here, as most things are covered one way or another, and there are no fucking helmet threads.

I have to admit that it's done a jolly decent job of replacing BR Cake Stop, but with a wider cast of characters, so credit to NCAP.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

we need to see the jokes, so that we can decide if they are worthy of a smile 😂

How does a U.S. Policeman like his coffee?

- Black, with a couple of shots in it.

And:

Apparently, according to studies, on a street, there is, on average, a paedophile living in every 1 in 3 houses.

I'm safe, I have an old woman on one side and this really cute 9 year old on the other!


Yes, yes, ok, risque, but worthy of a ban? 🤔🤦‍♂️😆

 

[First Aspect]

Oh FFS, just been given a 24 hour ban on the main site after posting a couple of jokes to the 'Jokes, we need them' thread.

To be honest, I didn't think they were all that bad, but they (the mods) keep going on about it being a 'Family Forum'.

To be honest, I don't think I've ever seen any kids on there, just only mainly old wrinklies and other assorted miserable farts. 🤷‍♂️

Feel free to make jokes on here, but we ban people who talk about cycling.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Feel free to make jokes on here, but we ban people who talk about cycling.

Should a thread be started?

 

[First Aspect]

Should a thread be started?

We could call it "The Bottom Bracket" but I will take no responsibility for the contents.

 

[C R]

We could call it "The Bottom Bracket" but I will take no responsibility for the contents.

As long as there's no mention of chisels we'll be fine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As long as there's no mention of chisels we'll be fine.

Well, actually...