Random Daily Banter

[briantrumpet]

Well there you have it.

 

[Pblakeney]

MAGAndy would deport the Zulu, so the British wouldn’t need the guns.

Bloody immigrants.
Literally.

 

[Blazing Saddles]

Bloody immigrants.
Literally.

“The sentries have come in sir, they report Somalis to the South West. Thousands of them.”

 

[Pross]

“The sentries have come in sir, they report Somalis to the South West. Thousands of them.”

MAGAndy in the remake playing the Michael Caine role.

 

[Pross]

Finally got around to sorting through the random sock pile the other day trying to pair everything up. I’d got a pack of 5 socks fairly recently with each pair having a different colour logo and when I’d got through them all I only had one of each of those five. I mean, I know socks get lost but what’s the odds on losing one of each in a whole packs in a rotation of maybe 30-40 pairs?

 

[First Aspect]

How long have you been collecting socks?

 

[Pross]

It feels like I don’t have enough most of the time. I was amazed by how many there were once I finally sorted them out, I now need to start ditching the most worn ones.

 

[Blazing Saddles]

It feels like I don’t have enough most of the time. I was amazed by how many there were once I finally sorted them out, I now need to start ditching the most worn ones.

You need to deport all the coloured socks.

Anywhere near Rodney Parade?

 

[briantrumpet]

How long have you been collecting socks?

Maybe Pross is a socks addict.

 

[First Aspect]

That was for the pun.

 

[briantrumpet]

That was for the pun.

At least I didn't have to explain it.

 

[BoldonLad]

Finally got around to sorting through the random sock pile the other day trying to pair everything up. I’d got a pack of 5 socks fairly recently with each pair having a different colour logo and when I’d got through them all I only had one of each of those five. I mean, I know socks get lost but what’s the odds on losing one of each in a whole packs in a rotation of maybe 30-40 pairs?

My solution to the Bermuda Triangle of Socks is, buy packs of identical socks. It does not stop them getting lost, but, provided you have at least two socks, you have a pair.

 

[First Aspect]

Join each pair with a piece of string twice the length of your inside leg.

 

[briantrumpet]

Haha. A prediction from 99 years ago.

 

[briantrumpet]

If @rjsterry weren't insanely busy, this would be one for him. Not sure the extension quite fits in with its surroundings...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169077257#/?channel=RES_BUY