I need to kick-start reading books again. Too much time here and online news….
Well, to let you in gently, you could start with
The Italian Book of War Heroes ('Mussolini has just invented a new tank; it's got four gears, one forward and three reverse'), then
The Benefits of Brexit with a forward by Shep. This has blank pages at the back so you can add your own notes (garnered from here and online news).
The
Oxford Compendium of Fish Puns (2 vols) should have its place in everybody's library, along with the bible and Shakespeare.
Boris Johnson's Fables, short parables illustrating a moral, shouldn't take you long to get through. The royalties go to charitable causes run by his friends, so there is an added 'feel good' factor if you buy this.
Since you allegedly have an interest in things culinary, there is an excellent new recipe book
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Vegetable with wonderful ideas for using the new 'fake' vegetables made from meat that are now on supermarket shelves (except where the shelves are bare).
The Influence of 6th Century BC Aramaic on Modern Hebrew,
Illustrated is good holiday reading. You can download it and read it on a tablet if you like. Make sure your browser supports cuneiform.
Teach Yourself Tractor Driving by our own
@mudsticks will keep you on the straight and narrow.
Personally I'm waiting for the publication of
Teach Yourself Humility once they can finally get someone to write it. It's for a friend. I did consider writing it myself, but, you know ...
Right, I'm off to the local bookshop for a coffee ...