multitool
Pharaoh
OK - I actually care about mine.
How many times do I have to point out that that is not true? I went to private school on an assisted place precisely because my parents were not wealthy. To put my two children through private school I have remortgaged my house twice, and my wife's salary is predominantly used for school fees and associated costs. I don't live in a mansion and drive a Bentley. I am not poor, but I am also not wealthy. I can afford to do this, just about. There is no place for my children in any state school around here. To send them to state school would be to condemn them to failure, just as state school was doing when they were in primary school.
As I said, you don't give a shoot about kids - only yourself.
Think it's past your bedtime.