Michael Rosen excels himself.
Good evening. Very grave accusations have been directed at me over the last few days and again in the House of Commons today. I want to be absolutely clear absolutely about this: I take these accusations very seriously indeed. Indeed I do. It's time to draw a line in the line where the sand is clear for all to see. I've been transparent about this. And clear. If I had known that Peter Mandelson was in any way problematically a problem I would have been clear with him. I would have said to him, 'Peter this job is not for you.' I was appalled, shocked and appalled when I heard for the very, very, very first time a few minutes ago that Peter Mandelson had been to the vets. And worse - I want to be clear about this - he failed. But at no point was I told. I am furious, appalled, shocked and furious about this. If I had known, I would have known. That's clear. And I put it you now - and I'm being transparent about this - I didn't know that I didn't know. It didn't come across my desk. In fact, I don't know where my desk is. In actual fact, and I want to be clearly transparent about this - I don't know that I've got a desk. Or a vet.
No questions.
Good evening.