The Good News Only - thread...

[Beebo]

Is not new new news, but, the Mail are looking to get their readers frothing.

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I mean it says in the article that she's been wearing the dress for 100 years, it needs a wash people!!

Wait until someone tells them that Donald Duck has had is arse out for 90 years.

 

[Ian H]

Is not new new news, but, the Mail are looking to get their readers frothing.

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I mean it says in the article that she's been wearing the dress for 100 years, it needs a wash people!!

Trousers are the new woke.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Trousers are the new woke.

Or not, if you're Grayson Perry.

 

[Ian H]

Or not, if you're Grayson Perry.

He's allowed because he's an aspiring National Treasure

 

[Hitchington]

Portugal have voted in a socialist government.

Laurence Fox has caught Covid 19 and is taking a horse de-wormer to "cure" him.

 

[icowden]

Portugal have voted in a socialist government.

Laurence Fox has caught Covid 19 and is taking a horse de-wormer to "cure" him.

My favourite thing about this:-

On Wednesday (26 January), Fox posted a photo of himself wearing a t-shirt that read: “No vaccine needed. I have an immune system.”

I saw a response asking him why he was wearing glasses, as he already had eyes...

 

[Mugshot]

My favourite thing about this:-


I saw a response asking him why he was wearing glasses, as he already had eyes...

Fox is a berk, but I don't wish him death. The likelihood is that he will fully recover from Covid, whereupon he will immediately say "See!"

 

[winjim]

Fox is a berk, but I don't wish him death. The likelihood is that he will fully recover from Covid, whereupon he will immediately say "See!"

Somebody on twitter claims to know his kids via their school, and claims that his kids claim that he is indeed vaccinated, and claims that his kids refer to him as 'two jabs' because of said vaccination. So who knows? I'm not sure I credit him with enough intelligence to be that sort of grifter.

'Claim' is a five letter word, isn't it? I might use it for my next Wordle opener. Seems appropriate.

 

[winjim]

Christ almighty. Stopped clocks and all that



View: https://twitter.com/JuliaHB1/status/1488064927818473472?t=mBabxqwPSRngtSR7ssNEag&s=19

 

[Mugshot]

Somebody on twitter claims to know his kids via their school, and claims that his kids claim that he is indeed vaccinated, and claims that his kids refer to him as 'two jabs' because of said vaccination. So who knows? I'm not sure I credit him with enough intelligence to be that sort of grifter.

'Claim' is a five letter word, isn't it? I might use it for my next Wordle opener. Seems appropriate.

Yes, I'd seen that too.
Whatever the truth is he will still claim his recovery was down to an iron will, PMA, dog de-wormer and being a kick ass rock star.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Fox is a berk, but I don't wish him death. The likelihood is that he will fully recover from Covid, whereupon he will immediately say "See!"

Could we wish him Long Covid? Seems appropriate....

 

[Ian H]

Could we wish him Long Covid? Seems appropriate....

I don't personally wish him ill, but in this case, his suffering might educate & benefit others (think of Christ on the cross).

 

[mudsticks]

Could we wish him Long Covid? Seems appropriate....

Many happy returns?? 😇

I don't personally wish him ill, but in this case, his suffering might educate & benefit others (think of Christ on the cross).

Oh crikey heck, not that

There's enough false victimhood, and martyr complex swishing around his sort, without adding a Messiah complex to it all ....

 

[Milkfloat]

There's enough false victimhood, and martyr complex swishing around his sort, without adding a Messiah complex to it all ....

He's not the Messiah, he's a very .............

 

[Ian H]

Many happy returns?? 😇



Oh crikey heck, not that

There's enough false victimhood, and martyr complex swishing around his sort, without adding a Messiah complex to it all ....

There'd be no resurrection, just a long, ignominious recovery.