The NCAP Soccerball Thread

[theclaud]

Wouldn't mind but it's the second day running I've had to listen to him.

I've tried having Chappers et al on R5 while the telly's on for ITV matches, but it lags behind.

 

[Deleted member 49]

I've tried having Chappers et al on R5 while the telly's on for ITV matches, but it lags behind.

Only one thing for it.....drink !

 

[theclaud]

Only one thing for it.....drink !

I've already arrived at this conclusion.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Matterface is also dull as fuck, mind - the info on the sleeves is the most interesting observation he's made all match.

Very creative. I just had peanut changed to peanut in a post.

Takes all the spontaneity out of it though.

 

[theclaud]

Very creative. I just had peanut changed to peanut in a post.

The peanut thing really pisses me off. Not just the existence of the swear filter, but the choice of a replacement beginning with a consonant. These motherfuckers have no regard for words and sentences.

 

[mudsticks]

The peanut thing really pisses me off. Not just the existence of the swear filter, but the choice of a replacement beginning with a consonant. These motherfuckers have no regard for words and sentences.

Agreed..

"Acting like an arshol" when auto-censored to 'an peanut' causes one come across as a complete illiterate.

It's absolutely the worst possible outcome. 🙄

 

[Bromptonaut]

Agreed..

"Acting like an arshol" when auto-censored to 'an peanut' causes one come across as a complete illiterate.

It's absolutely the worst possible outcome. 🙄

An peanut sounds like something in Scot's Gaelic; I think it would translate as 'The Peanut'.

 

[mudsticks]

An peanut sounds like something in Scot's Gaelic; I think it would translate as 'The Peanut'.

I immediately thought of
An Teallach

 

[Deleted member 28]

He did sound as if he'd never thought about it before.

As another one sales over her head. 🙄

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

That reminds me - it's the last day of the January sails today.

 

[Deleted member 49]

That reminds me - it's the last day of the January sails today.

Sails ? That's gone right over my head...😁

 

[Deleted member 28]

Sails ? That's gone right over my head...😁

F*ckin 'ell mate, you're only a step above jowwy when it comes to literacy!

 

[Deleted member 49]

farkin 'ell mate, you're only a touch more literate than Jowwy!

Thing is I don't try to be,whereas yourself lol...believe me your no fecking wordsmith 🤣

 

[jowwy]

F*ckin 'ell mate, you're only a step above jowwy when it comes to literacy!

and your 3 steps below....

 

[Deleted member 28]

and your 3 steps below....

My 3 steps, which ones are those then?

I wouldn't start this again because the odds are stacked heavily against you.