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icowden

Pharaoh
I'm trying to find out how to stop my car telling me obvious things like when to turn my lights on,
You don't have automatic lights?
or to change gear,
You have gears?
or to not touch the accelerator when not in gear or switching on the engine.
You have an engine?
So I sometimes don't do everything perfectly...I can live with it, so should my car.
Nah - get with the programme grandad - time to upgrade ;-)
 

Dorset Boy

Well-Known Member
You don't have automatic lights?

You have gears?

You have an engine?

Nah - get with the programme grandad - time to upgrade ;-)

Being a Labogreen, I'm surprised you own a car at all
 

icowden

Pharaoh
Being a Labogreen, I'm surprised you own a car at all

Again you mis-brand me. Thinking that Reform are racist cünts and the Conservatives are delusional morons, does not make one left wing. I have no love for Labour at all. They are better than the screaming void of talent that was in charge until the last election.

I have voted Lib Dem since 2016 because I couldn't bring myself to vote for a vapid nonentity like Dominic Raab, and nor was I impressed by the likes of Boris, May, Truss and Sunak. Ideally I'd like to try a Lib Dem Government but as they don't seem to be able to gain any ground, I'd currently have a punt on Green if I thought my vote counted - it doesn't. The only people winning in my area are going to be Reform or Lib Dem.

I have an EV obviously. A green car despite some of the environmental problems during manufacture (that also occur to ICE cars).
 

Pblakeney

Legendary Member
Ideally I'd like to try a Lib Dem Government but as they don't seem to be able to gain any ground, I'd currently have a punt on Green if I thought my vote counted - it doesn't. The only people winning in my area are going to be Reform or Lib Dem.
Voting Green in that situation makes no sense.
Voting Lib-Dem would appear to be a no brainer in your situation.
 

Rusty Nails

Country Member
You don't have automatic lights?
Luckily as yet my brain hasn't turned to mush, my eyes inform when the lights need turning on, and my muscles are not yet so feeble that I get tired doing so
You have gears?
I did think that I might get an automatic. Haven't decided on that yet, but after 60 years of driving I still remember when to change gear and it doesn't yet tire me out.
You have an engine?
Most cars still do, even those that don't have big batteries and a motor.
Nah - get with the programme grandad - time to upgrade ;-)

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I have been thinking of getting a VW T-Cross but am in no rush. For reasons given elsewhere I have no wish to go fully electric but might, or even a PHEV, when I get even older and do mainly local or short journeys.
 

Pross

Über Member
I think he'll have to retire not just from comedy but from public life now, as there's no sugar-coating this, no back-tracking, or plausible deniability. Or he'll follow Linehan into completely losing the plot on everything and keep posting shit on X to make sure everyone knows he's turned into a complete dick.

I thought he lost the plot a few years back. Seem to remember him having a few issues over something but not the details. He hasn’t been funny since the 70s.
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Pharaoh
I thought he lost the plot a few years back. Seem to remember him having a few issues over something but not the details. He hasn’t been funny since the 70s.

Yeah, I knew he'd been on the fringes, but AFAIK this is the first time he's crossed over into something as incendiary as this.
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Pharaoh
Do you remember this daft story published online by the Telegraph? “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays”, published on 25 May 2025.

March 02, 2026

IPSO Adjudication


Ian Fraser complained to the Independent Press Standards Organisation that Telegraph.co.uk breached Clause 1 (Accuracy) of the Editors’ Code of Practice in an article headlined “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays”, published on 25 May 2025.

The complaint was upheld, and IPSO required Telegraph.co.uk to publish this adjudication to remedy the breach of the Code.

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