BRFR Cake Stop 'breaking news' miscellany

[First Aspect]

The greens will weave houses. Out of lentils. Then they will insulate with poo that has been composted to grow vegetables.

 

[Stevo 666]

I heard him on TV this morning. He’s at the Corbyn level of naivety. Chuck a bit of tax on the billionaires and suddenly everything is paid for. Unfortunately the economic ‘polices’ of the Greens stop them being credible even if you care about the environmental side of things. One thing that was a bit odd for a Green was he said something along the lines of if you raise enough in tax immigration isn’t an issue as you just build enough houses for them. It seemed a bit off message for Greens to be advocating unprecedented levels of house building.

They seem to be Corbynistas with a green wrapper. I suppose if they do OK then a further splintering of the left wing vote might be helpful.

 

[First Aspect]

The BBC is leading today with constipation awareness.

They really have their fingers on the nation's pulse.

 

[briantrumpet]

The BBC is leading today with constipation awareness.

They really have their fingers on the nation's pulse.

Is that how you tell if you've got constipation?

 

[First Aspect]

Is that how you tell if you've got constipation?

There's literally no way to tell. It is a hidden epidemic.

 

[briantrumpet]

There's literally no way to tell. It is a hidden epidemic.

Hard shït.

 

[Stevo 666]

The BBC is leading today with constipation awareness.

They really have their fingers on the nation's pulse.

Maybe it's a subtle dig at Rayner, who until now has been suffering from verbal diarrhoea.

 

[First Aspect]

Hard shït.

No shjt, Sherlock.

 

[Rusty Nails]

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There's literally no way to tell. It is a hidden epidemic.

it’ll all work out in the end:

 

[Ian H]

The BBC is leading today with constipation awareness.

They really have their fingers on the nation's pulse.

Startrek used to send a subliminal health message, detailing the captain's log at the beginning of each episode.

 

[briantrumpet]

Is The Economist feeling OK? Is there something it wants to tell us?

 

[First Aspect]

It seems quite annoyed bellwether. I would have thought slow internet or a crappy charging network would have been better.

Or perhaps the absence of drone fast food deliveries. Which is scandalous.