BRFR Cake Stop 'breaking news' miscellany

[briantrumpet]

Some rather fun banter on Bluesky about Americans who, having learned something about it because of Genius Trump being fully in on the heinous Iranian plot, are now learning what 'dogging' means in English.

 

[Beebo]

There's nothing like quality journalism...

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Julian McEnroe?

 

[briantrumpet]

Julian McEnroe?

Jasper, surely? Did a spoof Magic Roundabout skit and shacked up with Florence, I think.

 

[C R]

Fuel theft?

Some more alternatives here

 

[Pblakeney]

Whatever the real reason, there is something at odds with them being extreme terrorists with foreign actors and being bailed.
Even fishermen think that something stinks. (and not just Bonnie)

 

[Beebo]

The fuel theft scenario does seem to be picking up momentum.
especially if they had a van loaded with barrels of petrol and diesel.

 

[Beebo]

Terrorists, all of them.

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The “Kill em All and let god sort em out flag“ is such a strange notion.

They have no compassion for anyone else, but fails to see that this is exactly what Radical Islamic Terrorists say when they are planning on blowing up white people, including their wives and children.

 

[C R]

The fuel theft scenario does seem to be picking up momentum.
especially if they had a van loaded with barrels of petrol and diesel.

So fleshing out the scenario I posed yesterday.

* A farmer reports some scrotes farting around her land

* Someone on duty in the police control room notices that the RAF base is not too far and calls their security

* The secret squirrels get involved and over react

* Bomb squad, counter terror and the whole shebang get deployed

* Trump ad libs that this was a known plot

* Certain press, possibly aided by the above secret squirrels start running with the foreign interference angle

* Now we have a zebra running around which is most likely the neighbours pony, but it got so out of hand that it is difficult to walk back. And for certain bodies, having people think that there's a zebra running around is a good result anyway.

 

[C R]

The “Kill em All and let god sort em out flag“ is such a strange notion.

They have no compassion for anyone else, but fails to see that this is exactly what Radical Islamic Terrorists say when they are planning on blowing up white people, including their wives and children.

All these black short types would be devoted Basijis if they had been born in Iran.

 

[Beebo]

All these black short types would be devoted Basijis if they had been born in Iran.

Absolutely. They just don’t understand such nuances and the accident of birth.

 

[secretsqirrel]

As it’s Matt I’ll put it here as he is usually a bit out of place on the jokes thread…..

 

[briantrumpet]

The fuel theft scenario does seem to be picking up momentum.
especially if they had a van loaded with barrels of petrol and diesel.

 

[First Aspect]

This cheered me up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2kwlx2jg3do
There has to be a joke to be made. Something about shīt creek and paddles, maybe?

 

[AuroraSaab]

It's possible that there were/are people being watched re a plot to do with the RAF base and also that those arrested were completely unconnected with that plot. It seems odd that they would be released on bail if there was any inkling of a terrorist link.

 

[Rusty Nails]

This cheered me up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2kwlx2jg3do
There has to be a joke to be made. Something about shīt creek and paddles, maybe?

Even carrying a bible didn't help the poor thing.