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matticus

Guru
A bit awks if she’s dyslexic

She's not minister for Linux.

I say. Wot?!
 

winjim

Welcome yourself into the new modern crisis
Let's all take a moment to reflect, and remind ourselves that it's none of the above. St Nadster is a mere conduit, the instrument of a Higher Power.

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Praise The Lord!!!

I just saw some anti-masturbation thing that referred to the clitoris as 'The Devil's Doorbell'. If that's the case then what do you think 'God's Conduit' could be?
 
That's still sexier than anything Dorries has ever written.

You don't know that. Her late night texts to Johnson have remained private thus far.
 

Ian H

Legendary Member
I just saw some anti-masturbation thing that referred to the clitoris as 'The Devil's Doorbell'...
My ding-a-ling ♫
This is why I seldom veer away from good old dependable M&S knickers..

Even the ones in the multipacks are sturdier than this...
Fictional clothing can be both invincibly strong and as flimsy as the plot requires, though I doubt Marks & Sparks stock it.
 
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