NACA Political Jokes Page

[matticus]

Kenny will never die, you bastard!

There's still time!

I actually thought you'd mistyped

Spoiler: This Episode

It's about Pete The Sexual Harassment Panda who visits South Park Elementary to talk to the kids about sexual harassment. After Stan calls cartman a vulgar name and Cartman sues him for sexual harassment.Cartman gets Kyle's dad to be his lawyer.After this, everybody sues everybody for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad becomes rich.The school, however becomes poor.They cannot afford sexual harassment panda anymore, so he goes to the island of misfit mascots.

Quotes
Mr. Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
[Cartman raises his hand]
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
Eric Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

 

[AndyRM]

There's still time!

I actually thought you'd mistyped

Spoiler: This Episode

It's about Pete The Sexual Harassment Panda who visits South Park Elementary to talk to the kids about sexual harassment. After Stan calls cartman a vulgar name and Cartman sues him for sexual harassment.Cartman gets Kyle's dad to be his lawyer.After this, everybody sues everybody for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad becomes rich.The school, however becomes poor.They cannot afford sexual harassment panda anymore, so he goes to the island of misfit mascots.

Quotes
Mr. Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
[Cartman raises his hand]
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Eric?
Eric Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

He kind of did, because they got bored of the whole "You killed Kenny" thing, which is fair enough. But he comes back in one way or another.

That Petey episode is really old, it's a cracker though!

 

[craigwend]

 

[Ian H]

Actually, this isn't a joke. It just resembles one.

View: https://twitter.com/LondonEconomic/status/1734592314738192386

 

[All uphill]

Actually, this isn't a joke. It just resembles one.

View: https://twitter.com/LondonEconomic/status/1734592314738192386

Charles got his high heels on?

 

[monkers]

Braverman wins award.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c83kDB39plw

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

 

[Ian H]

I suppose this could be political given the state of the NHS. [Far Side]

 

[matticus]

From the Good Ole Days:

https://www.theonion.com/israel-intercepts-massive-palestinian-rock-shipment-1819564110

 

[craigwend]

View: https://youtu.be/iXkO2eiTUbU?si=t-q7rm2bUwqZrMEQ

 

[winjim]

View: https://twitter.com/mnrrntt/status/1739631781396042188?t=BbgRUOqdNnHqGDWIlDfD-A&s=19

 

[matticus]

 

[Ian H]

One for our Scottish friends.

 

[Ian H]

Seen on the other side of the canal.

 

[Ian H]

Private Eye again