Pale Rider
Veteran
The number of stupidly large things I strapped onto the roof rack on my Fiat Panda defies belief. A king sized bedframe hammering down the A19 was a particular highlight.
Me and a mate once carried a secondhand bed frame and mattress from Walworth Road (outside Labour Party HQ) to our flat in Camberwell.
Even in London you get some funny looks when carrying a fully built bed along a shopping street.
The journey had elements of Eric Sykes' Plank about it.