Oh no!! Brexit not going quite as well as hoped

[Deleted member 49]

Corbyn = Anti semitic, terrorist supporting Marxist

Lol...that really does sound silly.

Boris = none of the above and committed to implementing the Referendum result (I voted remain)

I guess I'll agree that he isn't Marxist 🙄

 

[swansonj]

3 candidates
Labour, Lib Dem, Conservative
If there had been a none of the above box, I would have used it,

Isn't a spoiled paper "none of the above"? I have used it to say I care enough to turn out but do not want to vote for any of the can6.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Isn't a spoiled paper "none of the above"? I have used it to say I care enough to turn out but do not want to vote for any of the can6.

My version of can6 would probably come out as daffodilidates. Mind, I don't know whether the swear filter here works in the same way. I'm not going to try it right now, though.

 

[PK99]

Isn't a spoiled paper "none of the above"? I have used it to say I care enough to turn out but do not want to vote for any of the can6.

No, it is a spoiled ballot with no meaning. It counts zero.

 

[lazybloke]

I haven'y got one, but I have got a Boris tea towel, which I feel enables me to get closer to the great man.

Here's some more Boris merch for you

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Here's some more Boris merch for you

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What's the point of toilet paper that shoots* on you?

*Yes, it works the same.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I haven'y got one, but I have got a Boris tea towel, which I feel enables me to get closer to the great man.

Dogs love ripping into these….

 

[newfhouse]

Dogs love ripping into these….

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Choking hazard.

 

[lazybloke]

Dogs love ripping into these….

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Voodoo dolls ? Worth a try!

 

[Cirrus]

3 candidates
Labour, Lib Dem, Conservative
If there had been a none of the above box, I would have used it,

I quite like the "none of the above" option, would certainly be interesting to where it ranked if it was included, I know I would have ticked it on occasion.

 

[Milkfloat]

I quite like the "none of the above" option, would certainly be interesting to where it ranked if it was included, I know I would have ticked it on occasion.

I like the simplicity of drawing a large knob on the paper.

 

[winjim]

I like the simplicity of drawing a large knob on the paper.

Careful with that, you may end up inadvertantly casting a vote.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-32658907.amp

If you look at the guidance, returning officers will try to count votes wherever they possibly can so if you're going to spoil a ballot you need to be really clear that that's what you intend to do

 

[Milkfloat]

Careful with that, you may end up inadvertantly casting a vote.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-32658907.amp

If you look at the guidance, returning officers will try to count votes wherever they possibly can so if you're going to spoil a ballot you need to be really clear that that's what you intend to do

That's why it has to be large, massive in fact

 

[Fab Foodie]

That's why it has to be large, massive in fact

With hairy bollocks and jizz….

 

[the snail]

That's why it has to be large, massive in fact

Just make sure you draw a CDC in more than one box, that should do it.