Random Daily Banter

[First Aspect]

Where's the CCTV camera?

 

[briantrumpet]

Where's the CCTV camera?

Have you only got one?

 

[First Aspect]

Have you only got one?

I use an action camera.

 

[briantrumpet]

I use an action camera.

Motion detector?

Oh, no, sorry, that's the one in the toilet.

 

[First Aspect]

Motion detector?

Oh, no, sorry, that's the one in the toilet.

Fact is stranger than fiction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Foos

 

[briantrumpet]

Fact is stranger than fiction.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Foos

Is there one like that in Moscow, where Putin welcomes real estate 'moguls', perchance?

 

[midlandsgrimpeur]

Maybe all your houses have had sacrificial altars in a dungeon. Probably not out of the ordinary in Scotland and Cornwall, I suppose.

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£550k though, I am not sure what the median income for sadistic serial killers is these days? Perhaps at £450k they would be more suitably priced?

 

[briantrumpet]

£550k though, I am not sure what the median income for sadistic serial killers is these days? Perhaps at £450k they would be more suitably priced?

I think you might be overlooking the income available via suitable social media channels these days for such material. So I'm told. More than for middle-aged English men in lycra in France.

 

[briantrumpet]

This is serious fun. Do a deep dive.

https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

 

[briantrumpet]

Haha, this made me laugh. Rayner is the restaurant critic for the FT, and previously the Graun (he did excoriating one on the latest iteration of Gordon Ramsay's restaurant, for a meal that cost £776, which also made me laugh).

 

[First Aspect]

How can it cost £776?

 

[briantrumpet]

How can it cost £776?

Maybe @PurplePenguin can enlighten us, being a London resident who likes to eat out...

 

[Pblakeney]

How can it cost £776?

A good question since a quick Google gives a price of £250.
£776 for two, with wine? Good wine I presume. 😱😉🤪

 

[briantrumpet]

Lionel Jeffries, who played Dick van Dyke's father in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, was actually younger than van Dyke.

 

[First Aspect]

A good question since a quick Google gives a price of £250.
£776 for two, with wine? Good wine I presume. 😱😉🤪

Tasting menu and wine flight is going to be north of £250 a head in Edinburgh and around here for a 1star. Add the London tax and the Ramsey premium and you are probably right