Random Daily Banter

[Ian H]

Tentacles from pornographic literature sources is very much a Japanese thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife

 

[briantrumpet]

Tentacles from pornographic literature sources is very much a Japanese thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife

Is a pair of octopuses a decasexapus?

 

[Ian H]

Is a pair of octopuses a decasexapus?

I'll have to ask a friend.

 

[briantrumpet]

I'll have to ask a friend.

I'd put feelers out first.

 

[Ian H]

I'd put feelers out first.

I'm a sucker for a humorous response.

 

[briantrumpet]

I'm a sucker for a humorous response.

If you insist.

 

[Ian H]

If you insist.

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It lacks suckers. Mind you, octopuses lack bones, so we're quits, I think.

 

[briantrumpet]

It lacks suckers. Mind you, octopuses lack bones, so we're quits, I think.

Squids in, I'd say.

Though maybe not all octopuses lack boners. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hectocotylus

 

[Ian H]

Squids in, I'd say.

Though maybe not all octopuses lack boners. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hectocotylus

...or he may wrench it off and present it to the female.

 

[briantrumpet]

...or he may wrench it off and present it to the female.

It's quite an impressive act, if you can pull it off.

 

[Ian H]

It's quite an impressive act, if you can pull it off.

Don't try this at home, folks.

 

[TailWindHome]

Watching Zulu on C5

In our house we cheer for the zulu.

 

[TailWindHome]

It's not going well.
The Brits have guns....

 

[Pross]

It's not going well.
The Brits have guns....

They’ve also got a Welsh Male Voice Choir, the Zulu should just surrender and save themselves.

 

[Blazing Saddles]

It's not going well.
The Brits have guns....

MAGAndy would deport the Zulu, so the British wouldn’t need the guns.