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Beebo

Legendary Member
How does a U.S. Policeman like his coffee?

- Black, with a couple of shots in it.

And:

Apparently, according to studies, on a street, there is, on average, a paedophile living in every 1 in 3 houses.

I'm safe, I have an old woman on one side and this really cute 9 year old on the other!


Yes, yes, ok, risque, but worthy of a ban? πŸ€”πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

A ban seems harsh. No swearing.

I actually like the second joke as the joke teller is the victim of their own punchline.
 

matticus

Legendary Member
How does a U.S. Policeman like his coffee?

- Black, with a couple of shots in it.

And:

Apparently, according to studies, on a street, there is, on average, a paedophile living in every 1 in 3 houses.

I'm safe, I have an old woman on one side and this really cute 9 year old on the other!


Yes, yes, ok, risque, but worthy of a ban? πŸ€”πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

Made me smile!

But you're a blimmin idiot if you thought they were suitable for the main site. #justSayingItAsISeeIt ...
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Timewaster
Fuck, I suddenly feel really old.

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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Timewaster
Since I am a prolific FB sharer, actually, yes. FB doesn't really reward quality over quantity, at least as far as photos go.

OK, I'm not going to get rich on it, but I think I've worked out what French middle-aged women like (well, as far as my Page is concerned). That'll do for a week of lots of cheap snaps en passant. Cheap is the word when it comes to FB - it's a bit like Spotify for musicians - less 0.01p per view, in effect (though I think more comes from the amount of comments in response to the photos and click-throughs to other links FB inserts).

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Pblakeney

Squire
OK, I'm not going to get rich on it, but I think I've worked out what French middle-aged women like (well, as far as my Page is concerned). That'll do for a week of lots of cheap snaps en passant. Cheap is the word when it comes to FB - it's a bit like Spotify for musicians - less 0.01p per view, in effect (though I think more comes from the amount of comments in response to the photos and click-throughs to other links FB inserts).

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Must admit, that is an impressive figure. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
(Not the money obs)
 

Mad Doug Biker

Not a 'Responsible Adult'
Currently drinking some Whisky and Irn Bru.

I thought it'd be mildly horrendous, but actually, it's not too bad actually.

I may not have got the dilution right for it to be utterly bowfin' though. πŸ˜†

I also see that Spain has won against Belgium - That will explain the cheer from next door then...
 
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Mad Doug Biker

Not a 'Responsible Adult'
The only problem with this forum is that it usually stops at about Twelvish.

The Main site doesn't... Buck up yer act here!! πŸ˜†
 

BoldonLad

Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
Location
South Tyneside
OK, I'm not going to get rich on it, but I think I've worked out what French middle-aged women like (well, as far as my Page is concerned). That'll do for a week of lots of cheap snaps en passant. Cheap is the word when it comes to FB - it's a bit like Spotify for musicians - less 0.01p per view, in effect (though I think more comes from the amount of comments in response to the photos and click-throughs to other links FB inserts).

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I do hope these are "artistic" photographs 😊
 
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