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Beebo

Legendary Member
How does a U.S. Policeman like his coffee?

- Black, with a couple of shots in it.

And:

Apparently, according to studies, on a street, there is, on average, a paedophile living in every 1 in 3 houses.

I'm safe, I have an old woman on one side and this really cute 9 year old on the other!


Yes, yes, ok, risque, but worthy of a ban? πŸ€”πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

A ban seems harsh. No swearing.

I actually like the second joke as the joke teller is the victim of their own punchline.
 

matticus

Legendary Member
How does a U.S. Policeman like his coffee?

- Black, with a couple of shots in it.

And:

Apparently, according to studies, on a street, there is, on average, a paedophile living in every 1 in 3 houses.

I'm safe, I have an old woman on one side and this really cute 9 year old on the other!


Yes, yes, ok, risque, but worthy of a ban? πŸ€”πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

Made me smile!

But you're a blimmin idiot if you thought they were suitable for the main site. #justSayingItAsISeeIt ...
 
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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Timewaster
Fuck, I suddenly feel really old.

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briantrumpet

briantrumpet

Timewaster
Since I am a prolific FB sharer, actually, yes. FB doesn't really reward quality over quantity, at least as far as photos go.

OK, I'm not going to get rich on it, but I think I've worked out what French middle-aged women like (well, as far as my Page is concerned). That'll do for a week of lots of cheap snaps en passant. Cheap is the word when it comes to FB - it's a bit like Spotify for musicians - less 0.01p per view, in effect (though I think more comes from the amount of comments in response to the photos and click-throughs to other links FB inserts).

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Pblakeney

Shaman
OK, I'm not going to get rich on it, but I think I've worked out what French middle-aged women like (well, as far as my Page is concerned). That'll do for a week of lots of cheap snaps en passant. Cheap is the word when it comes to FB - it's a bit like Spotify for musicians - less 0.01p per view, in effect (though I think more comes from the amount of comments in response to the photos and click-throughs to other links FB inserts).

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Must admit, that is an impressive figure. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
(Not the money obs)
 

Mad Doug Biker

Not 'A Responsible Adult'.
Currently drinking some Whisky and Irn Bru.

I thought it'd be mildly horrendous, but actually, it's not too bad actually.

I may not have got the dilution right for it to be utterly bowfin' though. πŸ˜†

I also see that Spain has won against Belgium - That will explain the cheer from next door then...
 
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Mad Doug Biker

Not 'A Responsible Adult'.
The only problem with this forum is that it usually stops at about Twelvish.

The Main site doesn't... Buck up yer act here!! πŸ˜†
 

BoldonLad

Old man on a bike. Not a member of a clique.
Location
South Tyneside
OK, I'm not going to get rich on it, but I think I've worked out what French middle-aged women like (well, as far as my Page is concerned). That'll do for a week of lots of cheap snaps en passant. Cheap is the word when it comes to FB - it's a bit like Spotify for musicians - less 0.01p per view, in effect (though I think more comes from the amount of comments in response to the photos and click-throughs to other links FB inserts).

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I do hope these are "artistic" photographs 😊
 
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