Seemingly trivial things that elicit an emotional response of some kind

[Ian H]

Even in Wales? Now you tell me!

Have you not seen the signs? "Dim spitio".

 

[Pross]

Even in Wales? Now you tell me!

Only when pronouncing the names of stations

 

[briantrumpet]

Have you not seen the signs? "Dim spitio".

That's a section of the Requiem Mass, isn't it?

 

[First Aspect]

To be fair it's not good etiquette to gob it out on the floor of a train.

It's the etiquette of being on a train with a streaming cold that still baffles me.

 

[briantrumpet]

It's the etiquette of being on a train with a streaming cold that still baffles me.

Thing is, I don't think she had a cold, just a bit of phlegm that she lacked the technique to ejaculate.

 

[Rusty Nails]

Thing is, I don't think she had a cold, just a bit of phlegm that she lacked the technique to ejaculate.

That’s where all that trumpet playing comes in useful,

 

[briantrumpet]

That’s where all that trumpet playing comes in useful,

As long as you remember which end to empty - the mouth end or the bell end.

 

[Ian H]

As long as you remember which end to empty - the mouth end or the bell end.

Projectile trumpeting?

 

[Rusty Nails]

As long as you remember which end to empty - the mouth end or the bell end.

Whatever turns you on. This trumpeting lark sounds filthy.

 

[briantrumpet]

Whatever turns you on. This trumpeting lark sounds filthy.

How dirty do you want it?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

It's not as dirty as a rusty trombone.