The NCAP Soccerball Thread

[Deleted member 49]

Shocking...bland.Take some risks ffs.

 

[stowie]

I would rather rap my bollocks with stingy nettles and sing the Russian national anthem, than ever meet with someone like you.

@Salty seadog - that wasn't a definite no then!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

@Salty seadog - that wasn't a definite no then!

So, some kind of foreplay then?

 

[stephec]

So, some kind of foreplay then?

Playing hard to get?

 

[stowie]

 

[stowie]

Shocking...bland.Take some risks ffs.

Definitely a game England played desperate to avoid losing, and in the process got themselves in danger of doing so.

 

[Salty seadog]

@Salty seadog - that wasn't a definite no then!

We just have different priorities.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Collateral damage....

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[Deleted member 28]

What's wrong with the Russian national anthem?

Or wrapping your bollix in nettles?

 

[Ian H]

Or wrapping your bollix in nettles?

That could account for the behaviour of the wilder football fans.

 

[Deleted member 49]

Definitely a game England played desperate to avoid losing, and in the process got themselves in danger of doing so.

Creativity on the pitch nothing....yet Foden on the bench.
Tactical genius !

 

[fozy tornip]

Did the Romans not flay themselves with stinging nettles?
Stimulates an anti-inflammatory response that eases symptoms of rheumatoid arthritis.

 

[qigong chimp]

Stimulates an anti-inflammatory response that eases symptoms of rheumatoid arthritis.

Would that the pain of watching kickball served some therapeutic purpose.

 

[Salty seadog]

That could account for the behaviour of the wilder football fans.

I'm told flairs are all the rage now.

 

[theclaud]

Wales were sh1t...

On the plus side, Paul 'Fark the Tories' Mullin scored a hat-trick in a 4-1 win for Wrexham over Farnboro in the FA Cup.