qigong chimp
Settler of gobby hash.
The sins of the poor are often not as easily hidden. 'Twas ever so. Peacock nailed it: https://www.poetrynook.com/poem/rich-and-poor-or-saint-and-sinner
Chesterton was there or thereabouts: http://home.iscte-iul.pt/~dmt/publ/en/Two_policemen.htm