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Polishing turds.
... warts 'n' all.
Polishing turds.
While musing on warts, and being relieved that my new one is on my non-dominant hand, it reminded me of the eternal question...
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A lot of the world won't agree with this.
I gather that in Japan it's a wash and blow dry.
Turning Japanese, I really think not.
In a Nottingham auction tomorrow, not just one, but two kits to add a hand-held spray bidet to your toilet.
What could possibly go wrong?
https://www.arthurjohnson.co.uk/cat...aturday-auction-19th-september-2026-lot-5227/
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Making sure it blows rather than sucks?
Looks like the pope.