Random Daily Banter

[monkers]

Polishing turds.

... warts 'n' all.

 

[PurplePenguin]

While musing on warts, and being relieved that my new one is on my non-dominant hand, it reminded me of the eternal question...

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A lot of the world won't agree with this.

 

[briantrumpet]

A lot of the world won't agree with this.

I gather that in Japan it's a wash and blow dry.

 

[Poacher]

Turning Japanese, I really think not.
In a Nottingham auction tomorrow, not just one, but two kits to add a hand-held spray bidet to your toilet.
What could possibly go wrong?
https://www.arthurjohnson.co.uk/cat...aturday-auction-19th-september-2026-lot-5227/

 

[Rusty Nails]

I gather that in Japan it's a wash and blow dry.

A friend of mine, in her mid 80s, went on holiday to Japan. She was so impressed by this she is having one fitted soon.

 

[briantrumpet]

Turning Japanese, I really think not.
In a Nottingham auction tomorrow, not just one, but two kits to add a hand-held spray bidet to your toilet.
What could possibly go wrong?
https://www.arthurjohnson.co.uk/cat...aturday-auction-19th-september-2026-lot-5227/
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Making sure it blows rather than sucks?

 

[monkers]

Making sure it blows rather than sucks?

Dysons suck. Sold mine - it was only gathering dust.

 

[briantrumpet]

Perhaps people who use fancy vocabulary (that probably includes me) should pin this on their foreheads.

 

[briantrumpet]

 

[briantrumpet]

Is anyone watching SNL UK?

An interesting write-up here about why it seems to be working. https://joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-london-its-saturday-night

 

[briantrumpet]

Anyone recognise this chap?

 

[secretsqirrel]

Anyone recognise this chap?

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Looks like the pope.

 

[briantrumpet]

Looks like the pope.

Good spot. Apparently his 40th birthday party. Looks like a blast. I think he's having more fun now.

 

[Beebo]

Turning Japanese, I really think not.
In a Nottingham auction tomorrow, not just one, but two kits to add a hand-held spray bidet to your toilet.
What could possibly go wrong?
https://www.arthurjohnson.co.uk/cat...aturday-auction-19th-september-2026-lot-5227/
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Often called a “bum gun”
Very popular in the Middle East too.

If you got some dog poo on your hand, would you wipe it off with a dry tissue, or would you use water to wash it off.

Maybe we’re the odd ones?

 

[Beebo]

Good spot. Apparently his 40th birthday party. Looks like a blast. I think he's having more fun now.

It must be cold, as he’s still got his coat on.